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Jes the Human

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Jes the Human

@jesthehuman

San Diego, CA

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Joined April 2019

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Jes the Human
@jesthehuman
Apr 4, 2025
Hey y’all, I’m Jes (they/them) a bisexual tabletop charity content creator who wishes you good morning (everywhere but Twitter) Find me here: 📺 youtube.com/@jesthehuman 📢 ChariTTRPGs.substack.com 🎮 twitch.tv/jesthehuman 📱 tiktok.com/@jesthehuman 🖤 patreon.com/Jesthehuman
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Jes the Human
@jesthehuman
Nov 28, 2023
Fuck every person who worked on this show. I mean this every breath in my chest, y’all are awful people. Gathering people who NEED a life changing amount of money and then making fun of them when they realize they’re still going to be crushed by their debt?? That’s evil.
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Jes the Human
@jesthehuman
Dec 12, 2023
Good morning to everyone who has a little stash of stickers they never intend to put on anything because, “what if I lose whatever I put the stickers on? then I won’t have my favorite stickers anymore,” and to them only.
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Jes the Human
@jesthehuman
Nov 10, 2024
I just blocked everyone who’s not in my D&D group. If you’re reading this, we’re playing tonight at 7pm. We’re supposed to defeat the big bad so it could go long, I’ll grab the pizza, you bring the drinks.
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Jes the Human
@jesthehuman
Aug 28, 2024
People who scream “stop playing D&D and find an indie TTRPG alternative” are the vegans™️ of the TTRPG industry.
ZoranTheWizard
@ZoranTheWizard
Aug 26, 2024
What TTRPG opinion would get you in this position?
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Jes the Human
@jesthehuman
Feb 1, 2023
Can we do to Netflix with the password sharing what we did to WOTC with the OGL?
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Jes the Human
@jesthehuman
Jan 14, 2023
Is “Uncaging Nicholas” my next TTRPG? Nicholas Cage has recently become imprisoned somewhere in the cinematic multiverse of Nicolas Cage films. You & your squad of Nicholas Cage’s have been hired to uncage him, figure out which movie he belongs in, & to send his ass back.
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Jes the Human
@jesthehuman
Sep 15, 2022
Pour one out for your TTRPG characters whose stories you never got to finish 😭
Jes the Human
@jesthehuman
Dec 2, 2024
Is it a D&D hot take to say Dungeon Masters don't need to read the Dungeon Master Manual from front to back to start DMing?
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Jes the Human
@jesthehuman
May 8, 2024
Good morning to everyone who became a Dungeon Master because their friend group wanted to play but nobody else wanted to DM, and to them only (y’all are the unsung heroes)
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Jes the Human
@jesthehuman
Apr 5, 2023
Hey cis folks. Please stop using they/them pronouns for people when you know their pronouns aren’t they/them. It gives me a big ick and makes me feel like you’re using a blanket they/them so you don’t have to remember what people’s pronouns are.
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Jes the Human
@jesthehuman
Jan 7, 2025
If this pops up during your scroll time, please consider making a D&D character with a backstory with only a little trauma (just a little as a treat)
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Jes the Human
@jesthehuman
Feb 17, 2024
A reminder about the strike for Palestine from Feb 18-24. Do what you can, stock up today and tomorrow.
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Jes the Human
@jesthehuman
May 3, 2023
Hey, have you considered making your next TTRPG character’s background trauma free?
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