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@josephpalbanese
i work @tryramp. you should too · prev. @stir, @bitwise, @meta, @yikyakapp
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    Dec 14, 2020
    Was digging through some old writing from over a year ago when I was getting started and came across these rules I wrote down. I think I've largely followed them with a few lapses here and there. Wanted to share...Maybe not for everyone and I don't claim to know everything 🤷‍♂️
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    Jan 26, 2021
    the wallstreetbets discord needs to be heard to be believed. it’s the modern day version of being on floor of NYSE.
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    Oct 17, 2025
    wild story in 2013, i begged my dad to help me invest in @Tesla and @elonmusk. i had never seen a company, product, or more importantly a founder have such a clear vision of the future. i had $1300 saved up from odd jobs and a birthday. he told me he would take care of it and
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    Oct 2, 2024
    i needed a *nice-looking* qr code for a recent project and wasn't happy with any of the results i found, so i made an app to do it for me and shipped it. this is qewie - make beautiful qr codes (qews?) with a few taps. save or share them wherever you want. live and free on the
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    May 27, 2025
    new project: cleo (kindle + llm) 📚 cleo is an ios app that pairs whatever book you're reading on kindle with an llm (o3) — ask questions, get recaps/summaries, or listen/discuss (think audiobooks but interactive). the llm has context on exactly where you are + the book
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    Oct 20, 2020
    Hi everyone 👋 — So, behind all of those drops we had a product the entire time. I always loved the idea floated that we were some sort of product studio but we're not that cool. I'm really excited to finally unveil Stir and open up our beta.
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    Say Hello to Stir
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    Mar 5, 2021
    "Nine times out of ten, sitting around strategizing is just a form of procrastination." -@paulg
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    Oct 7, 2020
    SF landlord offered, completely unprompted, $2,500 in visa gift card and name the rent you want as our lease comes to a close. (ends Nov 15th) What a time to be a renter in SF... (This a 2bd in NOPA)
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    Dec 3, 2020
    Today we're announcing a new @stir drop called "MerchWith". We paired 22 creators that have never met & asked them to collab on covid mask merch. The result: 11 unique designs with profits split automatically via Stir. Support these incredible collabs! merchwith.com
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    Oct 3, 2024
    blown away by the response to qewie! i nearly deleted the tweet after posting because i didn't think it would go anywhere. you all made 16,000 qewies in the last 24hrs, #111 in productivity apps, and shared tons of love/feedback — please share your creations with me! i'd love to
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    Oct 2, 2024
    i needed a *nice-looking* qr code for a recent project and wasn't happy with any of the results i found, so i made an app to do it for me and shipped it. this is qewie - make beautiful qr codes (qews?) with a few taps. save or share them wherever you want. live and free on the
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    Oct 18, 2025
    Replying to @elonmusk and @Tesla
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    Sep 24, 2025
    explored a concept for a new direction of the @Opendoor mobile experience problem: opendoor enters the customer relationship too late in the their journey (they need to be ready to pull the trigger). they need to start building trust 1-2 years prior to their transaction date.
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    Jul 23, 2020
    Job titles you never thought you'd see for $500
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    Sep 17, 2021
    you either love this or it would drive you insane
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