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@jpbrammer
Writer. Illustrator. Award-winning Joto.
Brooklyn, NY
johnpaulbrammer.substack.com
Joined September 2009
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    JP
    @jpbrammer
    Jan 14, 2020
    fellas, is it gay to have a wife?
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    Michelle Malkin
    @michellemalkin
    Jan 13, 2020
    The Emasculation of Prince Harry in Six Pictures. The toxic impact of SJW Hollywood feminism on Western man cannot be understated.
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    JP
    @jpbrammer
    Sep 8, 2022
    asking my girl which hospital she’s in because someone told me the queen was dying
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    JP
    @jpbrammer
    Jul 13, 2024
    this is going to ruin the tour
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    JP
    @jpbrammer
    Jun 12, 2021
    in the top 10 design ideas ever
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    JP
    @jpbrammer
    Mar 9, 2022
    this is the one that’s been frying rice
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    shrimp delight
    @shrimp_delight
    Mar 7, 2022
    Does anybody care about this shrimp they caught in Florida
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    JP
    @jpbrammer
    Jun 10, 2021
    when I leave the Zoom and my smile disappears I do feel like a serial killer
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    JP
    @jpbrammer
    Aug 11, 2019
    I am CRYING laughing at this like imagine being a fish and minding your own business but humans fucked up the world so bad that their version of helping you is launching you through a giant silly straw
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    JP
    @jpbrammer
    Jul 1, 2021
    well selectively activate them
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    Weird Science
    @weird_sci
    Jun 30, 2021
    Human DNA contains all the necessary genes to produce feathers - it's merely a matter of selective activation.
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    JP
    @jpbrammer
    Apr 22, 2020
    I detest the world that hurt Big Poppa
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    Rae Elle
    @RaeElle
    Apr 22, 2020
    Big Poppa has been so sad today, I think he miss playing with the kids in the building. He just watches them from the patio
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    JP
    @jpbrammer
    Aug 22, 2024
    pornbot response to a post about someone’s dad dying in a train crash in January: ░MY░PUSSY░IN░BIO░ pornbot response to a post about someone’s dad dying in a train crash in August: “I was the conductor. It crashed because I was touching myself too much”
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    JP
    @jpbrammer
    Dec 12, 2021
    how did they crucify a pea
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    VeggieTales
    @VeggieTales
    Dec 11, 2021
    Christmas begins with Jesus!
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    JP
    @jpbrammer
    Mar 13, 2020
    We are quite literally not being tested
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    Republicans
    @Republicans
    Mar 13, 2020
    “When America is tested, America rises to the occasion.” -@realDonaldTrump
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    JP
    @jpbrammer
    Mar 18, 2020
    me ordering delivery in quarantine
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    JP
    @jpbrammer
    Feb 12, 2020
    I don’t need to “see myself” in a president. I need to stop seeing GoFundMe campaigns for insulin.

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