Jeff Kolb (@jpkolb) / X

Jeff Kolb

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Jeff Kolb

@jpkolb

Former Crystal City Council. "Boneless Wings" are just chicken nuggets. Yes, I’m rolling my eyes at you. Now please #GetOffMyLawn.

Crystal, MN

Joined June 2009

Jeff Kolb
@jpkolb
Jun 7, 2025
Why are young Somali men shooting up graduation ceremonies all over the Twin Cities? Do we need the Federal government to step in again?
KSTP
@KSTP
Jun 7, 2025
A Burnsville city official has identified the four suspects who were taken into custody Friday night kstp.com/kstp-news/top-…
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Jeff Kolb
@jpkolb
Jan 22, 2025
I’m dying over here. You literally could not design a better video to help out Republicans.
Alpha News
@AlphaNews
Jan 22, 2025
FULL VIDEO: Democrat activists shut down a Minnesota House committee hearing today, cursing at state legislators and accusing them of carrying out a "coup." The main instigator was Amber Muhm, who works for @AlivenessMN Video: youtu.be/kP8Ij1T22YM
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Jeff Kolb
@jpkolb
Jan 13, 2025
It’s wild that in a group of 66 DFL elected officials not one was brave enough to stand up and say, you know, maybe an unprecedented secret swearing in ceremony isn’t the best idea.
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Jeff Kolb
@jpkolb
Jun 14, 2025
Whoever thought to send officers to Hortman’s home is a hero.
MN CRIME
@MN_CRIME
Jun 14, 2025
Replying to @MN_CRIME
Brooklyn Park Police Chief Mark Bruley said his officers were assisting in Champlin when they learned a lawmaker had been targeted. Officers then went to check on Rep. Hortman’s home. Upon arrival, they saw a vehicle resembling a squad car in the driveway with lights flashing and
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Jeff Kolb
@jpkolb
Jun 16, 2025
No fucking way we let the Hennepin County Attorney prosecute this case.
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Jeff Kolb
@jpkolb
Jul 10, 2025
I guess Alpha News is just going to weed out a bunch of dirtbag state employees for us.
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Jeff Kolb
@jpkolb
Aug 14, 2022
Scott Jensen was kicked off TikTok for saying things the cdc finally admitted this week. He’s not the doctor who should be targeted.
Jeff Kolb
@jpkolb
Jan 29, 2025
Tim Walz refuses to meet with @LisaDemuthMN and has not been present in trying to get Democrats to go to work, but has plenty of time to embarrass himself on cable tv.
Tim Walz
@Tim_Walz
Jan 29, 2025
President Trump is trying to rip out fundamental things like child care and health care that working people rely on every day.
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Jeff Kolb
@jpkolb
Aug 19, 2024
I remember when you said we couldn’t go to Thanksgiving at all.
Tim Walz
@Tim_Walz
Aug 19, 2024
Remember the time when you could go to Thanksgiving with your relatives and not complain about politics the whole time? This election is a chance to bring up the joy and look to the future.
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Jeff Kolb
@jpkolb
Jul 18, 2025
If Nicole Mitchell had just accepted responsibility immediately this probably would have gone away, or she could have at least mitigated the damage. Instead she decided to just tweet through it while continuing to lie. She deserves everything bad coming her way.
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Jeff Kolb
@jpkolb
Aug 26, 2024
The fake dog thing is my favorite one because it’s such a silly and unnecessary thing to do but it goes to the core issue which is that he will do anything to appear authentic but really is just super fake.
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Jeff Kolb
@jpkolb
Feb 21, 2025
No
KSTP
@KSTP
Feb 21, 2025
The University of Minnesota is asking state lawmakers for a budget increase of $235 million for the 2026 to 2027 school years. President Rebecca Cunningham made the ask during the first of three expected budget presentations at the Capitol Thursday. kstp.com/kstp-news/top-…
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Jeff Kolb
@jpkolb
Feb 3, 2025
I’ll never understand the type of person who loses an election and thinks that means people want to hear from them as chief critic of the person they lost to. You lost, dude. You had the opportunity to tell people all the awful things that were coming. They picked that over you.
Tim Walz
@Tim_Walz
Feb 3, 2025
Elon Musk is a terrible president.
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Jeff Kolb
@jpkolb
Jan 22, 2025
There needs to be a full investigation into what happened in the House yesterday. Why were agitators in ski goggles with bullhorns allowed to access a committee room placing elected officials in danger? Why was nobody arrested?
Shelly Mategko
@keewatinrose
Jan 22, 2025
Replying to @jpkolb
In the past, if a speaker yelled or cursed in committee, they were given one warning and then promptly removed if the behavior continued. Bullhorns were out of the question, even signs weren't allowed. I don't understand why they weren't immediately removed
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