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chromatic.
@juhmeer
international man of mystery, ethical hater, sit down comedian. // please note: these are my private thoughts and they cost thousands of dollars.
where i wanna be.
bio.site/eastoak
Joined April 2009
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    chromatic.
    @juhmeer
    Aug 14, 2024
    rest in power king. some of the worst cookies ever but you got that bag anyway!
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    philip lewis
    @Phil_Lewis_
    Aug 14, 2024
    Wally “Famous” Amos, an entrepreneur who founded the cookie brand Famous Amos, has died. He was 88 seattletimes.com/nation-world/w…
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    chromatic.
    @juhmeer
    Oct 23, 2024
    the spoon is subtle foreshadowing i fear
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    ratchel
    @ferret5557
    Oct 22, 2024
    i saved the scary part from every joint i smoked for the last year and ground them up into one blend. i have 15 joints of just the scary part
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    chromatic.
    @juhmeer
    Feb 9, 2025
    to kick things off why am i watching the super bowl on tubi
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    chromatic.
    @juhmeer
    May 5, 2024
    and he knows a thing or two about dropping bombs
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    Complex Music
    @ComplexMusic
    May 4, 2024
    "If Drake and Kendrick Lamar got in a rap battle who do you think would win?" Obama (2016): "I gotta go with Kendrick."
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    chromatic.
    @juhmeer
    Jul 27, 2023
    if you ever see me eating a mango just give us some privacy please.
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    chromatic.
    @juhmeer
    Dec 24, 2024
    just ordered a ribeye and a caesar salad and french fries and crème brûlée and i’m laid up in a robe in the ritz. merry christmas.
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    chromatic.
    @juhmeer
    Sep 29, 2024
    not only has it been knocked, but you should be receiving a knock at your door from the FBI
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    Jah Jah
    @JazahriaH
    Sep 29, 2024
    A lil snack before dinner, Don’t knock it til you try it 🤷🏽‍♀️😭
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    chromatic.
    @juhmeer
    Jun 20, 2024
    they got steve lacy for the alternaniggas. all bases covered.
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    chromatic.
    @juhmeer
    Dec 9, 2024
    black people meeting in my office first thing tomorrow. 9am sharp (9:15am)
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    chromatic.
    @juhmeer
    Dec 28, 2024
    i’m the sexiest i ever been but far from the sexiest i’ll ever be
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    chromatic.
    @juhmeer
    Apr 20, 2025
    my sinners review:
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    sagittarius ✭
    @cybrdurag
    Mar 25, 2025
    BLACK QUEENS FOREVER SNOW BUNNIES NEVER
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    chromatic.
    @juhmeer
    May 7, 2025
    you can be weird, i love weird ppl. just don’t be a fucking weirdo.
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    chromatic.
    @juhmeer
    Feb 19, 2025
    i’m living in many of my answered prayers today. that’s why i keep praying.
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    toni childs protégé.
    @joigabrielle
    Feb 19, 2025
    2-3 years from now I’m going to be living in all my answered prayers.
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    chromatic.
    @juhmeer
    Nov 23, 2024
    48 what??? get your ass in the shower
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