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ibrahim
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ibrahim
@junkothemachine
he never sleeps...
among endives
Joined December 2021
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    ibrahim
    @junkothemachine
    Jun 15
    made an edit for mo salah's birthday🇪🇬❤
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    The Shinguards
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    The Shinguards
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    ibrahim
    @junkothemachine
    Oct 18, 2025
    starving at bayern is a new low for any footballer.
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    The Touchline | 𝐓
    @TouchlineX
    Oct 18, 2025
    📸 - Nicolas Jackson is taken off. Still 0 Bundesliga goals for him.
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    ibrahim
    @junkothemachine
    Jun 7, 2025
    we start by not being born in Nigeria
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    neo
    @uwaj3h
    Jun 7, 2025
    How does one become a formula 1 driver?
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    ibrahim
    @junkothemachine
    Sep 30, 2025
    Whoever this person I bet they are so grateful their face never appeared in this image.
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    aleena☆
    @aj_0888
    Sep 29, 2025
    “My fav is richer than yours”
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    ibrahim
    @junkothemachine
    Oct 25, 2025
    Lost both games. #signGarnachoGetGarnachoResults
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    Premier League
    @premierleague
    Oct 25, 2025
    We've seen this celebration before 🪑
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    ibrahim
    @junkothemachine
    Dec 14, 2024
    corner kick gimmick against sean dyche
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    ibrahim
    @junkothemachine
    Apr 1, 2025
    I don't want to live in a world where people can write scripts like this without state-enforced consequences.
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    Seun Dudu
    @dudubody
    Apr 1, 2025
    This got to me 💔😢
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    ibrahim
    @junkothemachine
    Jul 31, 2023
    This is the kind of stuff that makes you read the biography pamphlet and nod.
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    uDrake
    @Slowburn_22
    Jul 30, 2023
    Attended a funeral today and this is what they served😋😭shout out to the deceased 🙌🏽
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    ibrahim
    @junkothemachine
    Dec 23, 2023
    Okrika in 7 years. And I'll be waiting
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    ibrahim
    @junkothemachine
    Feb 9, 2024
    a serial killer that kills Nigerian politicians.
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    corn redjohn.
    @bfrnonso
    Feb 5, 2024
    A serial killer that kills serial killers.
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    ibrahim
    @junkothemachine
    May 30, 2025
    boarding school taught me that power makes slaves out of masters. seniors went around exercising cruelty not knowing that a "missing" chemistry or biology note or just a calculator taken at the right time could ruin their academic year.
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    xL
    @logicfgs
    May 29, 2025
    When that senior ask you to pass your fish on that Sunday jollof rice dinner
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    ibrahim
    @junkothemachine
    Apr 25, 2025
    the senior that broke my naruto CD was humming bumper 2 bumper when he did it. so nothing for you.
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    DON PAPASITO 🖤💎
    @WANDECOAL
    Apr 23, 2025
    I’m Open For Anime Recommendations, Thank You🧘🏿
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    ibrahim
    @junkothemachine
    Oct 7, 2025
    and free Nigeria while you're at it abeg
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    Muhammad in Gaza🇵🇸⚡️
    @7MohammedKhaled
    Oct 5, 2025
    free palestine. free congo. free sudan. free EVERY single country facing genocide, hardships and suffering.❤️
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    ibrahim
    @junkothemachine
    Jan 31, 2024
    Nigeria making the AFCON final will trigger the nastiest hate watch in the history of the sport.
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    Fabrizio Romano
    @FabrizioRomano
    Jan 30, 2024
    Who’s gonna win the AFCON? 🏆🌍
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