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PUSSY FROM A GIRL WHO JUST PASSED THE BAR LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOO
julia
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julia
@juumelo_
not normal but very well put together
- ideally my husband will be a massive nerd who likes kissing me a lot
- he’s so beautiful I NEED to get on his nerves
- how dare you I am the nicest sweetest most rage filled girl on earth
- no talking stage you either see god in my eyes or I kill you
- I love men they’re only ever thinking about sports or existential dread
- a beautiful woman should never have to use microsoft excel
- when I have a husband I will make it so his little sports team never loses
- he said his love language was physical touch so I kicked him in the chest
- he’s autistic and his special interest is meeeee :3
- ever since I was a little girl I knew I wanted to annoy the shit out of a beautiful man for the rest of my life
- maybe we can find out what the fuck is wrong with me over dinner sometime
- I wish i could be normal about affection but my love language is merging souls
- I like my men gorgeous and a little scared of me
