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Kalahn
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Kalahn
@kalanbai
London, England
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    Kalahn
    @kalanbai
    Aug 16, 2024
    I called these “herringbone”
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    Kalahn
    @kalanbai
    May 25, 2020
    Our Naomi barefoot on a NY Subway? The cheque must’ve been PHAT!
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    Kalahn
    @kalanbai
    Feb 26, 2024
    Got sent an Aldi voucher to go shopping. Did the whole shop, got to the counter and the lady is like “you’re in Lidl”. Baby, I’m walking back to the car DEFEATED.
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    Kalahn
    @kalanbai
    Sep 11, 2019
    That crowd didn’t deserve that. A British crowd would have been going off!
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    Kalahn
    @kalanbai
    Feb 1, 2022
    Dating is soo ghetto and I’m actually not participating anymore. However, if I’m your crush, do let me know and we’ll take it from there lol xx.
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    Kalahn
    @kalanbai
    Sep 18, 2023
    IKEA Oxford St, is there going to be a carpark? Are we all just meant to take Pax Wardrobes on the Victoria Line home? Will the TFL staff be assisting me with putting my purchases on the train? I’m struggling to make it make sense.
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    Kalahn
    @kalanbai
    Sep 26, 2024
    There’s only one place, MELLOWS
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    selecta suave
    @selectasuave
    Sep 26, 2024
    Birmingham tomorrow, where’s good to eat there
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    Kalahn
    @kalanbai
    Jan 8, 2025
    Random, but this is LL Cool J’s daughter and she’s buff
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    Jan 7, 2025
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    Kalahn
    @kalanbai
    May 25, 2020
    Replying to @kaomi_k
    Valentino must have asked her personally because that’s the only way it makes sense lol
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    Kalahn
    @kalanbai
    Oct 16, 2024
    I used to wear a black one to the office to ensure my waves were laid on my commute. I told HR it was religious and they heard me.
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    @riannalondon_
    Oct 15, 2024
    wearing a durag in the office is beyond unacceptable , sorry
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    Kalahn
    @kalanbai
    Sep 20, 2024
    Lowkey I don’t believe this.
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    Kalahn
    @kalanbai
    Dec 25, 2019
    Replying to @moneyymaya
    “Don’t ask how, BLING!”
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    Kalahn
    @kalanbai
    May 26, 2020
    Replying to @NicoleAJPhilips
    She hated it there!!
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    Kalahn
    @kalanbai
    Oct 30, 2024
    Replying to @NaesCloset
    She deffo had nice juicy lips before and she’s deffo got filler now. I can see it.
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