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Katie Tiedrich
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Katie Tiedrich
@katietiedrich
can pick up a boulder with relative ease, makes crushin' rocks seem such a breeze
Madison, WI
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    Katie Tiedrich
    @katietiedrich
    Apr 28, 2020
    I kept wondering why so much clothing in Animal Crossing is specified as pleather instead of leather and then I was like “oh, right”
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    Katie Tiedrich
    @katietiedrich
    Jun 16, 2024
    massage therapist asked how I felt about chiropractics and I told her the guy who invented it says he learned it from a ghost and that shut the conversation down pretty quick
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    Katie Tiedrich
    @katietiedrich
    Dec 15, 2020
    I have absolutely no way of proving this but I swear to you that I shot an adversary in Cyberpunk 2077 with a non-lethal round and upon hitting the ground, defeated, she transmuted into this patio set.
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    Katie Tiedrich
    @katietiedrich
    Jul 11, 2017
    MY MOM JUST SENT ME THE MOST 2001 PHOTO
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    Katie Tiedrich
    @katietiedrich
    Jan 21, 2024
    kids menu
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    Katie Tiedrich
    @katietiedrich
    Feb 28, 2018
    *SLAMS MY FISTS ON THE TABLE* GIVE ME THE BEAUTY AND THE BEAST B-PLOT ABOUT THE TWO GUYS LOOKING AT A TURTLE
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    Katie Tiedrich
    @katietiedrich
    Jan 7, 2017
    we just met, slow down
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    Katie Tiedrich
    @katietiedrich
    Feb 17, 2019
    *staggers into the room clutching a bunch of papers* okay babies let's fix the scare floor
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    Katie Tiedrich
    @katietiedrich
    Feb 17, 2019
    watching monsters inc again and now that I'm an adult and an engineer all I can think about is how poorly the scare floor is laid out
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    Katie Tiedrich
    @katietiedrich
    Apr 21, 2022
    I made my dad stop the car and turn around so I could take this picture
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    Katie Tiedrich
    @katietiedrich
    Jul 13, 2019
    THERE ARE CLEARLY TWO
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    Katie Tiedrich
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    Nov 19, 2017
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    Katie Tiedrich
    @katietiedrich
    Mar 25, 2019
    sincere tweet: take the guns out of red dead redemption and give me a 70+ hour game about a seventeenth-century biologist where I can ride around on a horsey through nice environments and look at animals through binoculars and catalog local flora/fauna
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    Katie Tiedrich
    @katietiedrich
    May 22, 2024
    the last few times I’ve picked up my brain pill prescription they’ve given it to me in progressively larger and larger bottles. am I being punked by a pharmacy technician
    a full three-month supply of medication taking up about 1/5 of a comically oversized pill bottle
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    Katie Tiedrich
    @katietiedrich
    Sep 6, 2019
    the madison airport has installed a short story dispenser that ejects tiny scrolls? i am charmed?
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