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miss katie
@katiopolis
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    Nov 17, 2025
    wedding round 2 asf
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    Nov 26, 2024
    maybe i’m stupid but i genuinely don’t understand what people use chat gpt for. like what can that do for you that googling and thinking can’t
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    Jul 21, 2025
    was doing my crossword puzzle last night and some guy came up to me and said “crossword, eh? i’m pretty good at those- mind if i take a stab at it?” and then proceeded to stare at it in silence for six minutes and then walked away
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    miss katie
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    Mar 7, 2021
    dating men under 25 is self harm
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    Oct 24, 2024
    fucking hate that “how we spend our days is how we spend our lives” sentiment. it’s making it really hard to smoke weed and watch america’s next top model at 1 pm on a thursday
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    miss katie
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    Jun 23, 2024
    paid for 0 drinks and made out with 3 guys last night
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    acervo sex and the city
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    acervo sex and the city
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    Oct 10, 2025
    paper plate because i don’t deserve to eat off a real plate. or be loved genuinely. turkey sandwich
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    miss katie
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    Oct 10, 2025
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    think i’m gonna join r/kitchencels fuck my stupid fucking concrete smoothie and my stupid fucking life too
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    miss katie
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    Jun 8, 2025
    went to a good old fashioned house party last night and it saved me. cops called and everything. i’m so alive
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    miss katie
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    Oct 13, 2022
    men love to invite you over and force you to watch i think you should leave with tim robinson
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    miss katie
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    May 26, 2024
    I wanna engage in underage drinking in this kitchen so bad
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    miss katie
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    Jul 9, 2025
    i was obsessed with my wii but had 0 interest in the wii U and i think its because i learned how to touch myself between those release dates
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    miss katie
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    Apr 5, 2025
    girl shave your big toe we’re going to Appleton Wisconsin
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    miss katie
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    Aug 22, 2024
    babies love me not because i’m so motherly but because i also have a head that is disproportionately large compared to my body so they view me as a peer
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    miss katie
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    Dec 15, 2023
    i’m so bad at taking pictures like i got all dolled up to get martinis the other night and this is the only picture i took
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