My heart goes out to all Nigerian lefties who were forced to become right handed as kids.
Today is International Lefthanders Day.
Martha Kehinde Awoniyi
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Martha Kehinde Awoniyi
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🌼 TEFL Certified English Tutor 🌼Feminist who adores cats 🌼Writer: Check out my blog to read my stories 🌼 🌼 Not related to Taiwo Awoniyi the footballer🌼
- At this point I have to genuinely ask, is there actual proper education in America?HIV positive guy can be around 80,000 people unmasked while hugging @GavinNewsom, but six year olds must be masked in school. Evil tyrants.
- I can never understand this obsession with wanting to preserve the human race from extinction. Or why this preservation should somehow supersede the personal, conscious, bodily choices of people. Like who cares? You won’t even be alive to see this supposed extinction.Yall gon “I don’t want kids” the human race into extinction
- Someone who slept with his younger brother’s wife and his uncle’s pregnant wife is who is goated. There’s no level of reprobate behavior you ppl won’t celebrate, as long as it’s a man enacting it.This minister be goated🤣🤣
- When I first heard of Tourette Syndrome in school, I was stunned/confused. I can’t imagine what living with the condition is like. Now imagine being in a country like Nigeria and having it. Or worse, having it and coming from a low literate, heavily superstitious background.They’re lots of things we don’t know exist.
00:00 - Never knew that much of sharks’ steeze comes from their colour. This one looks like an idiot.Rare bright orange shark discovered in Costa Rica
- Applied for a higher paying job on the first day of the year. Today I had an interview with them and got an offer immediately afterwards🥂Feels like this will be the most serious year of my life yet. Too many things have to change and fall into place this year.
- Okay but you were asking for sex from your wife 2 weeks after delivery, and she endured the pain to the point of tears. So hurting her and having little regard for her is clearly normal behaviour for you. You’re selfish, depraved and should be ashamed of yourself.If you told me I’d hurt my wife twice in the same way, I’d have laughed. But I did...On her birthday…Two years in a row! Let me explain. Year 1 of our marriage. Her birthday came around and I had nothing planned. No gift, no surprise, no thought and guess what?
- This is an attack on free speech.BREAKING NEWS: NYSC has extended the service year of Ms. Rita Ushie, popularly known on Instagram as Raye, by two months following her viral criticism of President Bola Tinubu's administration over worsening economic hardship. Source : Sahara reporters
- Back here again, but you see how she gave feedback on this expensive product? She enjoyed the melon, loved it even, stated it was super expensive and that she wasn’t sure if it was worth the price. If it’s some of you now, you’ll give a baseless argument laced with classism.Femi Otedola's 1st daughter, Tolani Otedola, shows off her £150 melon🍈
00:00 - I’ll be honest. I’m surprised by this tweet and the cs. I legit thought everyone knew the British & US variations of English. Particularly the ou vs o, s vs z and ter vs tre disparity. Eg Mum vs Mom Analyse vs Analyze Metre vs Meter Also Learnt vs Learned Doughnut vs donutWhen did the spelling of "color" become color? I can swear it’s been "colour" all my life.
- My theory is that Nigerians sometimes have a hard time accepting certain polite phrases because we are deeply rude/angry ppl who can make even the most neutral statements appear hostile. It’s like why we have to say “sorry please excuse me,” instead of simply “excuse me.”I texted a vendor and her first response was “How May I help you?” How may you help me bawo?? Off the road joor. People need to learn good communication skills— most especially vendors on social media. A prospective client needs your “services” and not your help. End
- Mind you, she clocked that something (their behavior) was off, and instead of investigating like a sane human being, her resort was violence. Something is deeply wrong with us.They prånked their boss by intentionally not greeting her when she arrived at the shop in the morning, just to see her reaction.
00:00 - Sorry but what kind of homes do some of you come from that you can even give out your school fees? And what happens afterwards-do you go back and ask your parents for more? It’s just so ungrateful and juvenile to tamper with your school fees. Your friend derailed her life.My roommate in year one dropped out of medical school because she gave her boyfriend her school fees Last I heard, he has graduated, dating another girl, a medical doctor. From their instagram posts, they’re both in Canada. Men will derail your life if you let them
