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@kellyblaus
I don’t use this account much anymore, but you can find me at @kblaus ❤️
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    @kellyblaus
    Aug 14, 2018
    Hmmm.....interesting resemblance ya got there...would be a real shame if someone....turNED TANGLED INTO A BROADWAY MUSICAL STARRING CHER AND AMANDA SEYFRIED
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    𝒓𝒂𝒒𝒖𝒆𝒍🪉
    @ceredemonials
    Aug 13, 2018
    WHAT THE FUCK
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    @kellyblaus
    Nov 27, 2017
    My man just FaceTimed me drunk as hell eating a slice of pizza while walking down the street and he goes YOU WANNA KNOW HOW PERFECT YOU ARE? LOOK AT THIS PIZZA... FOR YOU, I’LL DROP THIS PIZZA. IT’S GONE! and just threw the damn pizza into the street
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    @kellyblaus
    Dec 30, 2018
    “Why don’t women just report?” We do. Y’all just don’t give a shit.
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    ThinkProgress
    @thinkprogress
    Dec 28, 2018
    College track star warned police about her ex-boyfriend 6 times in the 10 days before he killed her thinkprogress.org/mccluskey-univ…
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    @kellyblaus
    Aug 24, 2017
    Daily Reminders: drink more water pee after sex jesus wasn't white reverse racism doesn't exist the friendzone isn't real punch nazis
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    @kellyblaus
    Sep 3, 2022
    The most important cultural reset of all time occurred 8 years ago today
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    @kellyblaus
    Jul 7, 2017
    Alternate headline: Y'all fucked up the economy so badly that we can't focus on marriage and kids because we're struggling to afford to live
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    TIME
    @TIME
    Apr 21, 2017
    Millennials want jobs and education, not marriage and kids ti.me/2ov11R2
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    @kellyblaus
    Sep 10, 2018
    woman: *has nipples slightly poking through shirt* angry cis man: oh YEAH well WHAT IF I walked around with my COCK out and just had my BALLS bouncing EVERYWHERE and SENT PHOTOS OF MY ASSHOLE to your elderly GRANDMOTHER and showed my PENIS to your pet DOG how would you like THAT
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    @kellyblaus
    Sep 27, 2017
    I want Oliver Smokin Oken to be my sugar daddy
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    Mitchy
    @mitchelmusso
    Sep 27, 2017
    Babygirl: I kid Me: I don't
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    @kellyblaus
    Dec 6, 2016
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    @kellyblaus
    May 27, 2018
    Since he doesn’t have to go on the sex offender registry, let it be known in the court of public opinion instead: His name is LYLE BURGESS in California and he is the founder of auto part company RARE PARTS INC Spread the word. Let everyone know what he is, since the law won’t.
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    10TV
    @10TV
    May 25, 2018
    Man sentenced to 90 days of house arrest after rape of 5-year-old bit.ly/2GQFPhm #10TV
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    @kellyblaus
    Jul 21, 2017
    Please block me if you prefer Frozen over Tangled I'm so serious
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    @kellyblaus
    Aug 8, 2018
    BOO FUCKING HOO ALEXA PLAY PETE DAVIDSON IM SCREMAIFNNGFJJS
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    Pop Crave
    @PopCrave
    Aug 8, 2018
    Ariana Grande has had enough of the disrespect, responds to haters on social media.
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    @kellyblaus
    May 30, 2020
    If you consider yourself an ally, you need to do more than just worry about police brutality. Donate. If you don’t have the money, go to a protest. If you can’t go to a protest, sign petitions and share information. Nobody can do everything, but everybody can do something.
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    @kellyblaus
    Nov 9, 2017
    Swallowing your own vomit while deepthroating without the guy noticing
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    ang'sayfuni
    @Mandac5
    Nov 5, 2017
    What is an extreme sport?

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