My cat Simon is in LOVE with my neighbor’s cat and waits all day for him. Will keep y’all updated
the macuscript
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the macuscript
@kenziecoffman
you're all in my sitcom | she/her
Los Angeles, CA
Joined August 2009
- This show will survive global warming
- When u remember the only reason you were really born is because your mom got food poisoning on her honeymoon and threw up her birth control
- I need you guys to understand that there was a 12 year old girl beside me who sang every single song with the most guttural scream I’ve ever heard. She was singing tolerate it like she’s been divorced 3 times I’ll think about her forever
- I need to be SEATED with a coke icee a big bowl of popcorn and my feet crossed in an AMC recliner RIGHT now. ImmediatelyAn all-new trailer for #BarbieMovie has been released, featuring a first-listen for Nicki Minaj's new 'Barbie World' song
00:00 - These posts literally feel like hunger games cannons going off in my chestZayn honors Liam Payne in new post: “I lost a brother when you left us and can't explain to you what l'd give to just give you a hug one last time and say goodbye to you properly and tell you that I loved and respected you dearly. I will cherish all the memories I have with
- I’m crying my dad offered to sit in the Ticketmaster queue for me on Friday but this is also the man I had to teach how to copy and paste 😭 I can’t send him to war like that
- I would literally do anything to be back in my childhood bedroom watching these videos…no job, no bills on my mind, english essay due the next morning that I hadn’t started yet. Phewi used to watch this every single day religiously 😭😭😭 this is cinema to me
- sometimes taylor freely admits things that I would personally take to my grave but I support her
- Writing “I’m the best thing at this party” at probably your lowest and then having someone actually be like no really you are the best thing at this party
