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Second book-baby has arrived with delivery helped wonderfully by @KieranMaguire and @GuyKilty. I shall allow myself a rare hour of pride before worrying about it forever.
Kevin Hunter Day
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Kevin Hunter Day
@kevinhunterday
Comedy, football. Football comedy. Talking head, writing hands. Host of bafflingly successful @POF_POD Rep:@SChapmanTalent
Joined April 2010
- To be fair, I once went to a mediaeval castle to test my eyesight - turns out I had 1320 vision.
- Ah well, if it is going to be Hodgson at least we'll find out if Benteke's any good at taking corners. #CPFC
- Saw Paddington 2 last night. Loved it but slightly spoilt by the bloke behind me saying the prison scenes were unrealistic. You know, the prison scenes where a talking bear helps with the cooking. #Paddington2
- There are two sides to every story so I shall make this message about ending Cup replays as balanced as possible: the FA and Premier League should be ashamed of themselves, the greedy uncaring tossers.
- My dear dad, Kenny, the king of Carshalton, passed away yesterday. He was Benteke’s biggest fan, so if Christian scores one today via a double deflection off his arse you know who to thank #CPFC
- You dream of something for ever then it happens and you don’t know what to say. Hopefully I’ll think of something witty by tomorrow but I’m so proud to be part of the Palace family right now #CPFC xx
- As a fitting tribute to the great Tim Brooke-Taylor, I suggest flying a giant kitten at half-mast on the Post Office Tower.
- I’m overwhelmed by the kindness you’ve shown me today, thank you. Kenny would have lapped-up the attention and he would have loved that win. Those points are for him x #CPFC ❤️💙
- Whatever happens tonight, what a brilliant World Cup it's been. Finally, it seems that we've realised loving England doesn't mean hating everyone else; and a team of young working-class men have showed more grace and humility than any Cabinet minister.
- ‘Legend’ is an over-used word in football but today Selhurst bids a tearful farewell to Ju-Ju-Ju-Julian Speroni. Brilliant on and off the pitch, I would suggest a gold statue but he’d only melt it down to give to charity. #CPFC
- Anyone know how to get the cork back into a champagne bottle? #ENGRUS
