Caden
1,952 posts
Caden
@kidcadoe
Sweetest little baby girl boy.
SLC, UT
Born November 24
Joined July 2018
- Sex and horniness are weird because one second I’m feral and ready to risk it all and then some goo comes out and suddenly I have the mental capacity to file my taxes.
- Freshly shaved balls have to be one of the best textures in the world.
- No, PETA doesn’t understand. This cow got the nose ring consensually because it’s a baddie. Stop trying to control itPETA calls for Nintendo to redesign the 'Mario Kart World' Cow without a nose ring "Nose rings are used by the meat and dairy industries to exploit, control, and even drag animals to their deaths ... leave the rings to Sonic and let Cow breathe free"
- Morning wood this. Morning wood that. I don’t have morning wood, I have breakfast, lunch and dinner wood the way this thing stays bricked all day
- Pregamed Age of Imprisonment with FanX. Ready for another round of hyper fixatating on Zelda
- I will shamelessly scroll through a guys media tab if I think he’s hot. Like yeah, I’m going to like 10 of your pics from the last three years, what you going to do about it?
- when I told the vers bottom that I’m a vers top but he tries to flip me over
00:00 - Beef-cake v. Baked cake
A beefy man being a baker is like when a woman is a french maid - These hands were made for gripping fuzzy booty cheeks
- I don’t do flips
post you and your celeb lookalike :-)
