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too many generic kid names like "chris" and "jake" out there. if i had a son i'd name him something bad ass. like "the shovel"
jame
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jame
@kloogans
i like cats and coding and eating hamburgers and hitting the gym!
kloogans
Joined March 2015
- do animals know we're wearing clothing or am i traumatizing my cat every time i peel off my socks
- pretty fucked up that my body, a chemistry lab made of meat, simply chooses to make me feel a little bit nervous for no reason
- sex is cool but have u ever left ur house without having to explain to someone where ur going and why
- me: [opens fridge] bag of decaying broccoli: pleas- me: [closes fridge]
- ngl i thought vampires sucked blood through their pointy teeth. like teeth straws. im an idiot
- fuck drugs have u ever moo'ed at a cow and had it moo back at u
- how can you look a newborn baby in the eye and name it bruce
