got hit on by this famous cricketer in the elevator and refused to give him my ig bc i thought it was creepy
he scored pretty well in the match so i guess…you’re welcome, team
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- zoned out in the middle of my date last night because i was trying to guesstimate the total value of the alcohol kept in the bar of the restaurant i was at 🤡
- 50% of adulting is just resisting the urge to slam your laptop
- looking for a bud who only likes to get wiser
- almost signed off an email with "best retards" i need to log off and touch some grass
- Replying to @marwariinvestshaha, probably needed an elevator pitch more than the runs scored on the pitch for that
- hey boss can i head out early, i want to touch some grass
- if you can’t handle me at my worst then honestly you’re missing out bc that’s when my jokes get really really good
- i have so many hobbies and interests but each day the four horsemen (instant gratification, shortened attention span, procrastination, exhaustion) grab me by the throat and shake me until i collapse in my comfy bed
- whenever i’m on vacation or staying at a beautiful hotel, my first thought often is how i wish my family was there with me. we didn't travel much when i was a kid; my parents were always caught up in their routines, focused on bigger priorities. (1/3)
