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kyle alex brett
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kyle alex brett
@kyalbr
Los Angeles, CA
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    kyle alex brett
    @kyalbr
    Jan 29, 2021
    If you die of natural causes at 96, after pioneering your industry, while the world loves and celebrates you, you’ve won.
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    kyle alex brett
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    Feb 14, 2018
    Breh. What just happened? A fashion blogger presumably being interviewed about such, is suddenly asked about nuclear Iran, gives a thoughtful critique, is told she doesn't sound like an American, gives thoughtful response, and then we're back to fashion.
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    kyle alex brett
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    Apr 10, 2024
    Focus on Joaquin. Pull focus to window. Gaga draws perfect smile. Pull focus back to Joaquin. Joaquin moves head. Joaquin smiles perfectly. You are in the hands of fucking professionals.
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    kyle alex brett
    @kyalbr
    Mar 3, 2021
    I don’t keep up with the British tabloids. But, Harry getting revenge on his family for what they did to his mother is very fucking much my jam.
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    kyle alex brett
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    Jun 7, 2018
    This country is a horror movie.
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    kyle alex brett
    @kyalbr
    Jul 10, 2019
    You’re 14. Your first film is a Jordan Peele film that makes $250 million, and your secondary role steals each scene without talking. Your follow up is a Disney film, which will make $500 million, and your primary role is Little Beyoncé. You’re Shahadi Wright Joseph.
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    kyle alex brett
    @kyalbr
    Sep 28, 2017
    FYI: If your lawyer walks into court looking like this, you are definitely about to get sent back to prison.
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    kyle alex brett
    @kyalbr
    Apr 25, 2020
    Imagine if she had convinced herself that she wasn’t the demographic TikTok was for, and didn’t teach herself how to use it. Universe really said, like so, like that.
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    kyle alex brett
    @kyalbr
    Jul 25, 2020
    ME, when I see a small child stumbling around and I don’t immediately see their parents near them, so I become that child’s watchful guardian with my eyes, until their parents re-appear.
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    kyle alex brett
    @kyalbr
    Apr 19, 2019
    BEYONCÉ: Jay. I wanted to show you. I fit into my costume. It’s all zipped up! HOW THE FUCK I NEEDED JAY Z TO RESPOND:
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    kyle alex brett
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    Nov 17, 2020
    Tik Tok copied Vine, one of Twitter’s biggest failures. Instagram copied Tik Tok, by making Reels. Twitter copied Instagram, by introducing Stories, which Instagram stole from Snapchat.
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    kyle alex brett
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    Dec 21, 2020
    I am in genuine tears from laughing. To the girl who first told us we were getting superpowers. Thank you. Just thank you.
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    kyle alex brett
    @kyalbr
    Jun 28, 2024
    This is a stunning plot twist, lmao. This feels like a team had an open layup to tie the game with 15 seconds left, missed that but then somehow hit a full court shot. Our reality writers are extraordinary.
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    kyle alex brett
    @kyalbr
    Oct 4, 2021
    To the hackers that keep taking down some damn social media apps and not student loan lenders.
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