If I was Sam and Carly suggested we name our joint web series “iCarly” I’d body slam her into another dimension
brooke
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brooke
@ladyefron
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- there is no doubt in my mind Pete Davidson has his own set of fairly odd parents
- He’s a 10 but he’s impossibly fast and strong. His skin is pale white and ice cold. His eyes change color, and sometimes he speaks like he’s from a different time. He never eats or drinks anything. He doesn’t go out in the sunlight.
- Hey sorry I’m not answering your texts I’m completely booked for the day
- Missing the innocence of 2011 when I would listen to The A Team by Ed Sheeran and fantasize about a boy in my math class asking me to prom without realizing that song was about a drug overdose
- Replying to @ladyefronOk sure freddie suggested the name fine then I’m body slamming freddie
- My friends developed an inside joke while I wasn’t there and I’ll be taking each of them to court individually and suing for intense psychological abuse
- I am so incredibly talented. I have the ability to go from looking at myself in the mirror sobbing because I’m ugly to five seconds later thinking I’d have a shot with Andrew Garfield if he just got to know me.
- He’s a 10 but he was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning he breaks his legs, and every afternoon he breaks his arms. At night he lies awake in agony until his heart attacks put him to sleep.
- Sorry I’m 3 hours late someone was watching me parallel park
- If I see a cute man on a dating app with more than one picture of him doing something active I swipe left out of respect because I know I can’t be what he needs. It’s called being selfless and having a heart of pure gold.
