We are finally on the verge of learning, once and for all, if Italians are white
Lauren Lavín
9,427 posts
Lauren Lavín
@lalavin666
Joined October 2016
- He came to the whole foods where i was working once, wearing little heeled boots like an elf, and bitched at me because we didn't have the soy-based probiotic he wanted. Anyway he's like 5 ft tall, you can just pick him up and move him if he tries to shoot
- Telling my husband the breakfast he made is lowkey goated in situations where being nourished and satisfied is the vibe. He doesn’t understand. Our communication continues its slow decay
- Tired: an orgasm is “the little death” Wired: death is “the big orgasm”
- Accidentally fell in love last month and now my tweets suck!!
- “This is for my ANCESTORS” I say as I cum on top of a white guy, as revenge for colonialism
- At Jamba Juice I was trained by a super hot and scary Christian girl my age who said on day 3 “if you ever don’t feel like coming to work just tell the boss you shit your pants. It works”
- Horror movie trailer with minor key slowed down cover of “Santeria”
- Dudes my dad was laid off at the start of the pandemic and after months of nonstop disheartening job interviews he got a job offer today, can I get a doble u going in the chat?
- Marriage is two people doing a really really long bit
- You should have started panicking when she refused to retire at the age of 80 in 2013This is why we all panicked when RBG died. In case anyone was wondering.
