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@laylology
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- crashing your car with a matcha latte in hand is appropriating women cultureI’ll be ok
- seeing a boyfriend's handwriting for the first time can be one of the most jarring experiences of a girl's life
- she's on the most divine pharmaceutical cocktail known to man
- getting your period after days of severe and psychologically devastating mood swings
- repurchasing 3+ beauty products at once can bankrupt even the most responsible woman
- i'll never be a meal prep girl i much prefer the agony and the ecstasy of scrounging around for sustenance like a dog
- girls should be able to pick up their boyfriends from the neck with their teeth just like cats do w their kittens
- oh you're playing music at the beach?? you think your taste in music is superior to poseidon's 24/7 ambient mixtape???
- old gossip girl: we love to FUCK and SUCK and SPEND money. eat shit ugly [revs limousine] new gossip girl: i saw what you said on your finsta about my infographic on the history of the gig economy do you even REALIZE you're silencing a bisexual womxn
- See what I mean. Tea
I'm at a place in my life where I read the mantras on Yogi tea bags and start nodding in pure ecstasy - pilates instructor explained the correct form for an exercise as imagining we were holding out two drinks while keeping a strapless dress from falling. women are incredible...
- girls who take photos of trinkets on their nightstand and girls who take photos of interesting trash on the ground are both valid in the eyes of God
