Pinned
For this photo, they gave me
-75 days in federal prison
-$5,000 fine
-200 hours of community service
-1 year of supervised release
But what I took from them was their pride. I'd take that deal every time.
Happy Patriots Day.
The Lectern Guy🇺🇸
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The Lectern Guy🇺🇸
@lecternleader
Prince Lectern Guy | Sovereign of the sacred lectern, monarch of magnificent monologues, chastiser of the unchastised.
Joined July 2022
- Well today has certainly not been boring. My youngest kid just got suspended from school for 3 days. The reason? Another child sexually assaulted his girlfriend so my kid did what he has been instructed to do to men who do those things. I got called in for a conference to
- There is literally a bronze statue of a drug addict outside of New Jersey's City Hall.
The demand that everyone mourn in state approved fashion is bizarre. - I can't believe I served more time in federal prison for moving a lectern than any of Epstein's clients.
- Sir, I did not plead guilty to either one of those things. I would like a retraction and an apology.Jan. 6 rioter Adam Christian Johnson, who pleaded guilty to storming the Capitol and posing with Rep. Pelosi's lectern, has posted a photo with @SenFettermanPA today.
- The same people who cheered on the government rounding up people for trespassing into a building are mad the government is rounding up people for trespassing into our country.
- Got a pardon... now... about my lectern.
- Throwback to the time I brought America to its knees by moving furniture tens of feet and became king. Kanye was right. "No one man should have all that power."
- The FBI, when determining how to define things.
00:40UNREAL: FBI special agent says the New Orleans 'event' is not a 'terrorist event'. Sure seems like an "event." Paging @Kash_Patel to the scene, please. - Trump, in 2016, tried to do something outside of his comfort zone. Play politics. Trump, in 2024, is doing what he was built for. A hostile takeover of a bankrupt and failing business.
- I'm asking Rand Paul to pull off a 30-hour fillibuster so we can see this dudes beard grow in over the day.
- I am officially 30 days sober.
