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@lemoncarcass
when life gives u lemons, put 9 in a bowl!!
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    Jan 8, 2025
    i donโ€™t mind when people steal my viral tweet because i connected with the owner of that dog and he has since passed away. he says every time the meme circulates it is a reminder of what a special dog he had and even got a plushie made of the pic i took :โ€™)
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    Jan 8, 2025
    got in an elevator & this dog was just alone in it
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    Oct 17, 2023
    got in an elevator and this dog was just alone in it?????
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    @lemoncarcass
    Aug 16, 2025
    thinking about the vodka cran i was served on my flight home
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    Apr 8, 2025
    how it felt when i lived in oregon and everyone wanted to go camping and rock climbing all the time
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    Apr 19, 2025
    lisa rinna at andyโ€™s baby shower
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    Modern History
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    Apr 18, 2025
    Sandra Bullock, 1995.
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    @lemoncarcass
    Jun 9, 2025
    saying โ€œthis is NOT what momtok stands forโ€ whenever i disagree with my friendโ€™s choices
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    Aug 16, 2025
    Replying to @agent42O
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    @lemoncarcass
    May 2, 2024
    i would be unstoppable if you replaced all of the pop culture trivia in my brain with useful life skills
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    Jan 8, 2025
    Replying to @lemoncarcass
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    Oct 18, 2023
    Replying to @JessCrafternoon
    he was friendly he just wanted me to mind my business!
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    @lemoncarcass
    Nov 4, 2024
    the sun is setting and it isnโ€™t even 5pm yet
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    Oct 17, 2023
    Replying to @crankyboricua
    i was able to locate the very frantic owner in the lobby ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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    @lemoncarcass
    Mar 14, 2025
    eating a sandwich and catching up on my little shows hoping it heals me x.com/TheOnlyHunty/sโ€ฆ
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    @lemoncarcass
    Apr 3, 2025
    no one: not a single soul: me: well kandi wonโ€™t you check around puerto rico and see if thereโ€™s a studio we can go drop some beatsss
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