Not wearing glasses anymore. I’ve seen enough
Thomas White
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Slave to the rhythm @PendejoTime
- Maybe the worst shirt I could have possibly worn to the ER last night
- John Fetterman is wearing a suit during Netanyahu's speech today:
- Your early twenties are all about making some of the worst stir fry imaginable
- Ate a 300 mg Delta 9 edible after 4 years of drug sobriety and watched myself get murdered on loop thousands of timesWhats the worst drug you tried
- Bella Hadid moved to my hometown to live with her rodeo stud boyfriend and every time she goes to Target they treat her like the Pope
- They look like every lesbian couple running a pit bull rescueDaddy Yankee announces divorce from wife Mireddys González after 20 years of marriage.
- Not wearing glasses anymore. I’ve seen enough
- Hey man, just wanted to reach out and say I loved how much you drank at my wedding last night
- We found bruv in a blokeless place
- Fast food isn’t skilled labor. Nothing is. Everything’s easy. Make me an air traffic controller, I’ll figure it out in two weeks
- I’ll be damned if my son ever asks to go hunting. Get back in that room and don’t come out until you’re fucking gay










