if you were stuck in a glue trap id pick you up cover you in oil and massage the glue off of you and give you a little soapy bath and then release you back into the wild safe clean and happy
jdexian
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@foodbuffs took the wires to my playstation she doin too much @fakeplasticbone yo can i come inside | @dexverian art
- Replying to @wiibursoothe has that sadness in his eyes that you only see in eastern european gay
- ik the two guys that did the mocap for trap for you drove home in complete and utter silence
- imagine getting a callout post n ur mutuals start ringing youTwitter is working on introducing voice and video calls, as confirmed by Elon Musk.
- Replying to @takamimirturn it into anime boys and then its just bungle stray dogs or whatever. Fate grand order
- Replying to @zkitokatohomophobic boy: you should like men girl recording: no women are hot homophobic(?) boy: no theyre not girl recording: yes--(heaitation, realization) YOURE GAAAAAAAY
- Sega PlaystationKids born after 1998 probably don’t know what this is
00:00 - nuggets in lobcorp when they start panicking:This Post is from a suspended account. Learn more
- Replying to @fortnitebussy1Gaster might be the biggest fraud of deltarune all his hype moments are him aurafaruming in the survey program/beginning of the game and haveing esex on twitter
- I still think it's so immensely fucked how Fly, My Wings starts off with unbalanced audio and as the song progresses and reaches the climax it all comes together and completes itself similar to how Yi Sang got his wings like what the fuck was your problem Cassie Wei
- (unemployed demian) [12PM]: Good morning *picture of a snake* *picture of a snake* *picture of a snake eating an egg* honestly so me, also, i want to see you bare (sinclair bleeding out) Fuck. God fucking damn it. Fuck my ass. Fuck me. I'm going to die here. I'm going to die
- This is something that rich people would do in project moon city
- I’m so used to calling stupid people “limbus-only players” and I’m fucking driving and I think “limbus-only players when they have to merge into the highway” and I just fucking lost it
