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you’re not in your “slut era” you’re in your “posting a thirst trap on social media to give you a small hit of dopamine because you’re depressed era”
Lily Du, 杜莉丽
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Lily Du, 杜莉丽
@LilyD
- if i had two million followers i simply would not repost misinformation blaming people without water or electricity for getting themselves genocided and say “sorry i was high” when i delete it later but maybe that’s just me ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
- Nobody: White people: I used to be blonde as a kid, like platinum blonde, and then it just went away as I got older.
- Gamechanger gave me an ergonomic desk chair and also my dream job. My only regret is having a UTI for all of season one #EmmyforGamechanger
- As a suburban teen in Maryland I was deeply online and watched a ton of collegehumor vids and knew the names of all the employees and read their tumblrs and watched their flagpole sitta office lip dub a hundred times and TODAY? I host my own show on @dropout!!! Happy five years!Dropout is turning 5! 🎉 To celebrate, we're doing away with the name CollegeHumor. 🪓
- 🥂CHEERS 2 MY PRGNT SZN OF DIRTY LAUNDRY🥂🎦Now presenting: the Season 4 trailer for Dirty Laundry! 🍸Premiering August 13th - only on @dropout 🤫#DirtyLaundry
00:00 - googling “characters + [MY HAIRSTYLE]” and seeing what’s in my closet hasn’t failed me yet
- im finally unlocked and I hope Elon musk comes to my house and kills me #emmyforgamechanger
- Replying to @LilyDit is actually much easier to not post than to post. Common misconception.
- rejected thousandaires pitch
00:47🚨A new episode of 'Thousandaires' is out now on @dropout! Join host Jess Ross and fellow thousandaires @KatieMarovitch, @tyang209, @lilyd, and @samreich to find out how they each choose to share a $1,000 experience together. #Thousandaires - I used to post my outfits on tumblr in college and I gotta say.... some of them really slapped
- I have the best job in the world💅Fans of @RuPaulsDragRace - tonight's Dirty Laundry is for you! Out now on @dropout, join host @LilyD & bartender @GrantOB as they welcome @katya_zamo, @jujuboston, @Alaska5000, and @monetxchange as they share secrets and more... ▶️Watch here: dropout.tv/videos/who-cam…
00:00 - I was laid off at collegehumor today along with my talented funny coworkers. It was truly a dream job. ✌️ Anyways, if you wanna hire me: I'm a comedic writer/performer and I'll dye my hair whatever color you need. 👩🎤 Here's all the vids I wrote at CH: youtube.com/playlist?list=…
