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lispbiftatits
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lispbiftatits
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- Getting an ECG at the hospital. Dr has instructed me to remove my bra as well as my top. Bro doesn’t know he is about to see the most show stopping perky naturals. I fear he will be the one needing an ECG after this.
- Why are you staying in a hotel in your home town you fanny“In my hometown, the hotel I always stay in has become a migrant hotel, so I can’t afford to stay there anymore. “Also I got mugged the last time I was there, surrounded by migrants.” Louise told me why she came to Unite The Kingdom alone.
00:00 - Replying to @lispbiftatitsThe gown isn’t on backward you morons I’m having an ECG they literally have to stick shit on my chest how are they meant to do that if the gown tied at my back 😭😭😭😭
- I don’t have OF im just attention seeking
- Thinking about Bourdain’s message to his girlfriend before he took his own life
- Replying to @Kuriousoranj88Glad that I have big bress so I can feed them and give them nutirents I guess
- Replying to @SkitzTommyIs the pic of my tits in the room with us right now, buddy?
- The gown wasn’t the wrong way round smh
What did you do to make the TL hate you? - 6 years later me and the girl he said was prettier than me are day drunk together at a BBQ
00:04when I was 16 my boyfriend at the time told me I was the 3rd prettiest girl he had kissed and showed me pics of the girls that he thought were prettier than me and then videod me crying and put it on his Snapchat story pretending I was crying over GCSEs 😭 LOL 
You've got to be a sick person to enjoy the Brewdog downfall- Me 🤝 eye makeup that makes me look like I’ve been punched in the face
