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they couldnt make garfield 2 today because they woul
brisn
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brisn
@littlefeIIa
writer for the wire, twilight, jumanji (1995), citizen kane, frankenstein (1819 edition), meditations, magna carta,
- when i was in a fraternity one of our brothers turned his closet into a faraday cage and we’d hide these scooters in there for 30 days until the company would offer a 75$ bounty and then we’d go turn em in. guy made like 1800$ in two monthsOk i pull up..
- Replying to @InsultingAdviceyou should see my tweets about shitting my pants, the girls on bar row will never let me recover
- Replying to @captain_ACAB_ and @_mrpussythe notifications from this could literally stop a boomer pacemaker
- Replying to @ThatEricAlperdid you know ella fitzgerald personally trained ariana grande on the trombone
- i exclusively get my news from twitter so im choosing to believe this
- Replying to @miIkconnoisseurdry spell is over, im probably gonna get run over a bus or meet the love of my life tomorrow
