I'm not a platformer person, but I bought Astro Bot 3 hours ago to quickly check it out before bed, and now I will never rest again. What a game. From the joyful music, to the beautiful level design, to the brilliant planet completion loop. Truly wonderful. What have I become...
Lockmort
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Joined October 2017
- They're trapped in the waterworld! Save them!
- Helldivers 2 is off to a great start. Well optimized for PC, polished, high production value, and loads of options to choose from. The shooting feels really good. Can't wait to play coop later today. This might be a big one.
00:00 - The Last of Us - Season 2, is a minefield of mistakes. Weird casting choices aside, it's the often nonsensical little changes to the overall narrative and dialogue that consistently ruin the whole atmosphere. Love it or hate it, but the game is infinitely better.
00:00 - 2022 was a rough personal year, BUT working for @G27Status, @notaxation, @DustinCanFly and @BenSmith2588 meant more to me than I can express. Their friendship got me through it, so as a gesture, I'm willing to admit that some parts of these videos are edited. Much love for 2023💛
00:00 - After 6 joyful hours of Oblivion Remastered, I can honestly say I'm in complete awe of what Virtuos has created here. It looks amazing, plays smooth (PS5 Pro), and the changes they made are all major improvements while still retaining the soul of the original. Downright perfect.
00:00- As 2023 comes to a close, I have to thank my brilliant friends @G27Status, @longislandviper, @DustinCanFly, and everyone else over at @LastStandMedia, for giving me the opportunity to be a guest on their wonderful shows. Much love to everyone (even the weebs):
00:00 - So I did a little test today and bought my nephew a copy of #HogwartsLegacy but instead of throwing it in the trash and denouncing JK, he just started playing it. Transphobic little shit.
- Suicide Squad is getting the same nonsensical treatment Arkham Knight got at launch, so in 2 years everyone will claim they've always loved it. Anyway, the combat is fast, fluid and fun, the story intriguing, and the characters (at times) pretty hilarious. Well optimized too: 7.5
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