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luke
@louorns
London, England
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    luke
    @louorns
    Aug 31, 2024
    Me thinking I’m being smart by not having Haaland in my FPL
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    luke
    @louorns
    May 7, 2022
    We’ve just been relegated
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    luke
    @louorns
    Dec 29, 2024
    Every time I watch West Ham they look like the worst team in the Premier League and then I check the table and they’re 13th
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    luke
    @louorns
    Aug 27, 2024
    What in gods green earth has happened to Sevilla
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    luke
    @louorns
    Jan 19, 2025
    “Nothing silly in the opening 10 James. Stay calm.” James Abankwah 28 seconds into his debut x.com/burnerwfc/stat…
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    luke
    @louorns
    Aug 14, 2025
    Does that say £10m
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    Sky Sports News
    @SkySportsNews
    Aug 14, 2025
    BREAKING: Wrexham have agreed a record £10m deal to sign Ipswich Town winger Nathan Broadhead 🚨
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    luke
    @louorns
    Oct 13, 2025
    If only there was footage of Messi, in wide areas, up against Ashley Cole
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    luke
    @louorns
    Mar 5, 2024
    Mother of all things holy. The relegation battle in the Championship is an all timer
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    luke
    @louorns
    Sep 14, 2024
    Cameron Archer has never taken a penalty before in his 117 games of professional football. Brereton-Diaz has taken 7 and scored 7. So the obvious thing to do was give Archer the penalty to take. Small, yet important details can be costly
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    luke
    @louorns
    Jul 5, 2022
    We need to all come together and burn Talksport to the ground. By far the worst thing to ever happen to sports coverage
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    talkSPORT
    @talkSPORT
    Jul 5, 2022
    🤔 “Would you take Lionel Messi right now? Probably not…” ❌ “Man City? No. Liverpool? No. Spurs? I don’t think they would.” Danny Mills doesn’t think any of the Premier League top six would take Lionel Messi right now
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    luke
    @louorns
    Dec 26, 2024
    I can’t tell you how funny this is
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    Sky Sports Football
    @SkyFootball
    Dec 26, 2024
    Watford's Kwadwoh Baah saw red after taunting Portsmouth players with a Fortnite dance 😅🕺
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    luke
    @louorns
    Apr 7, 2024
    My unpopular opinion (I think) is former players should be biased towards their teams in commentary. Carra being desperate for his old club to win and showing raw emotion is far better than Peter Drury reciting Jeremiah 29:11
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    Jonathan O'Brien
    @obrien_jonathan
    Apr 7, 2024
    Carragher on Sky screaming: "Just pass it, Mo!" Professional to the last.
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    luke
    @louorns
    Jun 8, 2025
    There is nothing remotely likeable about Cristiano Ronaldo
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    luke
    @louorns
    Jun 30, 2024
    England need to succumb to their culture, their way of playing ingrained in them. You’re not Spain, you’re not Brazil. Fuck dominating possession, get that ball launched into Toney and have players around him and Kane for knockdowns. Only then will it come home
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