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Luke 🦢
@lukewallis82
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    Luke 🦢
    @lukewallis82
    Oct 3, 2025
    What type of demons was this bloke fighting at half 3 in the morning ffs
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    nicole
    @nicolec_o
    Oct 3, 2025
    My DMs get weirder by the day
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    Luke 🦢
    @lukewallis82
    Sep 17, 2024
    Football league players have 46 games MINIMUM, that’s taking away cup runs which a couple will absolutely go on. Do they complain? No. Shut up and play you overpaid tosser.
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    Sky Sports News
    @SkySportsNews
    Sep 17, 2024
    "You can play 40-50 games at a top level but not 60-70" 🗣️ Rodri says the increased workload for players in the current schedule is "too much" ⚽
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    Luke 🦢
    @lukewallis82
    Sep 29, 2025
    She’s lucky Joe Weller doesn’t do internet melts anymore
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    Carly Johnson
    @carlyjohnson123
    Sep 28, 2025
    Someone needs to take my phone off me when I'm drunk cos why the fuck have I messagedTom hardly saying I like his bottom teeth 😭😭
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    Luke 🦢
    @lukewallis82
    Dec 29, 2024
    They’re gonna lose 3-0 and he full well knows that, some fan pieface, can’t believe he’s still going to watch that shower of shite
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    Jack 'Pie' McDermott
    @the_pieface
    Dec 29, 2024
    Oxford (A) I know I’m old, I know we’re away again. I know we’re shit.
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    Luke 🦢
    @lukewallis82
    Aug 13, 2025
    ‘Likely to be packing 7+ inches’ is crazy work
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    Luke 🦢
    @lukewallis82
    Mar 26, 2025
    Replying to @stevenKloppLFC2 and @grok
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    Luke 🦢
    @lukewallis82
    Oct 3, 2025
    Can’t be real this
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    Luke 🦢
    @lukewallis82
    Oct 28, 2025
    ‘Why the heck’
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    elle
    @ellhiiigham
    Oct 27, 2025
    i raise you this
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    Luke 🦢
    @lukewallis82
    Mar 18, 2025
    Replying to @SG__FFC
    Never ever see you talking about footy, just quoting birds for the love of the game. Rate it
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    Luke 🦢
    @lukewallis82
    May 13, 2025
    Left his family, lives all by himself, just to STILL be in the championship. Well done Matthew grimes!
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    Luke 🦢
    @lukewallis82
    Jul 24, 2025
    Wrexham seem to think they’re bigger than us and Cardiff with a 10k seater stadium btw 😭 stay in ur lane man
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    Luke 🦢
    @lukewallis82
    Sep 8, 2024
    Don’t like people slating this. Can you tell which are swans and which are Cardiff? No, all the same in international. Cymru am byth 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🦢
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    𝘼𝙬𝙖𝙮 𝘿𝙖𝙮 𝙏𝙤𝙪𝙧𝙨
    @away_tours
    Sep 7, 2024
    Cardiff & Swansea fans having a drink together in Montenegro with Wales Away 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿
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    Luke 🦢
    @lukewallis82
    Jun 23, 2025
    Just remember we were nice to you 👍🏻
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    Luke 🦢
    @lukewallis82
    Oct 15, 2024
    Replying to @JakeCOYI
    Awful. I’ll start a streak w you if you’re down? X
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