do u guys think it’s possible to be smart again after letting my brain atrophy for 5 years
Kayla
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Kayla
@luv2read13
ramblings of a lunatic
- first it was mexican… then it was mediterranean… I pray the fast casual build-your-own bowl chains come for indian food next
- everyone wants a guy who moans but no one considers that the worst sound on planet earth is the sound of performative male moaning
- Buddy, I’ve been drinking everyday for 20+ years. It’s all I think about and I still haven’t gotten addicted so I doubt it’s happening.Alcoholic type beat
- told the wife I was going out with my buddy Rod… I didn’t mention Reel and Tackle would be there too! 🤣🤣
- it seems like no one wants to be heartbroken and alone for 6 months after a breakup these days
- in a effort to both drink more water and practice my g splitting I have resorted to this
- fucking 34 year olds is sooooo awesome unfortunately
- has anyone ever considered that Dr. Pepper could be a gynecologist
- fuck an open bar I’m serving molly water at my wedding
- girl im bored lets pick up all our clothes off the bedroom floor
