Are you saying the Lord was insane when He commanded circumcision? Lately, it seems like you just tweet to stroke your ego. If you’re not cut, that’s your business—let those who want it do their thing. Jiwekee!
One day, your time will come, and we’ll all see the truth. You can dodge, spin, and run, but you can’t hide forever. May God keep me alive just long enough to witness that moment!
Nairobi—the only city in the world with a wildlife park and, coincidentally, the only capital where survival feels like an episode of National Geographic. You dodge matatus like a gazelle escaping a cheetah, navigate potholes deeper than the Mara River, and still have to wrestle
No need to apologize—your 'ushamba' is asking the real questions! For drugs to pass JKIA unnoticed, it's almost always an inside job. Some folks in uniform clearly have side hustles. And if the IG is too busy on the campaign trail, who’s left to fix our security mess? Maybe the
Rigathi Gachagua is doing exactly what Kenya needs — holding powerful corporations like Devki Group accountable. For too long, we've let billionaires operate without scrutiny, while ordinary Kenyans suffer. If Devki is threatened by a simple call for accountability, it speaks
Ah, perfecto! Because nothing screams ‘preserving culture’ like handing over a national heritage site to a billionaire conglomerate. Next, they'll probably rename it ‘Bomas of Adani’ and charge us entry fees to see what used to be ours! Truly, the impunity knows no bounds! 👏🏽😂
"Ah, another self-proclaimed iron-fist leader flexing like they invented dictatorship. Funny how history keeps recycling the same script—big threats, big ego, and then... poof! Just another forgotten name in dusty archives. Idi Amin thought he was eternal too, and now all that’s
Millicent Omanga tweeting 'I cry my country' is peak satire. The same squad that danced as the economy tanked now wants to cry with us? Girl, wipe those crocodile tears with a government tender. Y’all set the house on fire and now you’re shocked it’s burning?