my cat gained two pounds when he was living with my parents. turns out my mom was feeding him ice cream
maha
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maha
@mahaaaay
like baja blast with an m โข ๐ ๐ ๐ฑ
austin, texas via ๐จ๐ฆ
Born September 28
Joined December 2011
- โyour screen time is downโ thank you i have been spending more time looking at medium screen (laptop) and big screen (tv)
Trump is totally misreading the room with these appointments. All people wanted was lower prices.- my new bit is just saying "allegedly" to things that i have very clearly done
- hello sharks. i am asking for a day between sunday and monday
- โyou should join a run clubโ you mean a sex cult?
- men love saying letโs fucking go. yes. letโs fucking go to therapy big dog
- so important to travel with someone that understands the importance of sitting with you in silence while you both look at your phones
- to my friend, tylenol. rest now, brother. we have the watch. and i'll see you in valhalla
- due to inflation you may now make two (2) โiโm going to kill myselfโ jokes per dayyouโre allowed to make one (1) โiโm going to kill myselfโ joke per day
- kamala did something i have never been able to do. she chose the right white guy
