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Maia Bittner
@maiab
TMI tweets about tech and mom life. ex-engineer turned fintech nerd. Investing in @olincollege alumni with @parcelbvc and in women with @xfactorventures
Bellingham, WA
Joined October 2007
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    Replying to @txsalth2o
    it’s called a shower because you shower them with gifts. you can take issue with the existence of the concept, but it’s a little bizarre to say the parties should still be thrown but the premise should be changed. I’m sure it would be fine if you showed up without a gift. (again,
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    Replying to @p_millerd
    I did INFANT for occupation and the passport officer burbled at her “I see here you are an infant, are good at being an infant?”
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    ok my friends are starting to have serious things go wrong with their bodies and they are fucking up going to the doctor. Y’all. here’s my cheat sheet:
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    I am surprised and disappointed that living in a house with a great view didn’t solve all the problems in my life
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    Replying to @p_millerd
    I did INFANT for occupation and the passport officer burbled at her “I see here you are an infant, are good at being an infant?”
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    several times per day my two year old will ask “see mama underwear?” and I pull down the side of my pants and she identifies the color of my underwear, contrast it with hers, discuss the style, etc, and I feel like at some point I need to come clean with her that this is not
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    I do feel that a lot of my amorphous angst about “is this really what life is” was just 100% solved by having kids
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    my three year old is explaining to me how when she was born she was wearing a backpack and I’m like you know, I was there too… and I’m pretty sure you were not
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    hey AirPods - if I am actively on a phone call on my phone, I never ever ever ever want you to switch to my laptop instead
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    why are Apple free trials so much less friendly than other apps?
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    Replying to @maiab
    4. every problem that a man has is more important than any problem a woman has. if you’re a woman, speak to how this issue creates a problem for you husband (or make one up).
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    help I’m being pitched on venmo
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