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Marc Lottering
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Marc Lottering
@marclottering
Comedian. email [email protected]
South Africa, Cape Town
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    Marc Lottering
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    Apr 22, 2023
    So Blessed to be Verified πŸ™πŸΌ
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    Marc Lottering
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    Jan 12, 2025
    15. Fifteen Years. For 15 years I've been driving home to the same human. Ok sometimes I took a cab. But you get the picture 😁 Happy Fifteenth Wedding Anniversary to THE ONE πŸ–€πŸ–€πŸ–€πŸ–€πŸ–€ pic: @rizquaBarnes
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    Marc Lottering
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    Jan 12, 2023
    Met this kid 26 years ago. Married him 13 years ago. This pic taken wedding day 12 Jan 2010. Happy Anni Beautiful Boy Anwar Mc Kay! β€οΈπŸ™πŸΌ Too late to leave now. Community of Prperty and so forth. Ai jai jai 😁😍
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    Marc Lottering
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    Sep 26, 2020
    Earthquake. We need to stop that jerusalema stuff now. I warned you’s.
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    Marc Lottering
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    May 18, 2022
    Hi Everyone. I have a SA flag that I only used once. In 2010. During the soccer World Cup. If anyone knows anyone that wants to buy my flag please inbox me. No chancers please. Most recent offer 22mill.
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    Marc Lottering
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    Mar 13, 2023
    🀣 if you don't understand a word of afrikaans, please get a friend to translate this one....πŸ€£πŸ™ˆπŸ₯°
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    Marc Lottering
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    Mar 28, 2022
    He could have just waited for Chris in the parking area afterwards. Like any normal person from Athlone.
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    Marc Lottering
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    Jun 7, 2021
    I've known Shaleen for 30 years. And every single time we got together we laughed until we peed.It was no different on her birthday 7May this year. She's going to cause absolute havoc up there. Especially if anyone asks her if they can "borrow" a cigarette β€οΈπŸ™πŸΌ
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    Marc Lottering
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    Dec 9, 2019
    I just want to take a moment to applaud the punctuality of loadshedding. When they say 8am, it’s 8am. Metrorail can learn from Eskom.
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    Marc Lottering
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    Oct 29, 2023
    I mean ... πŸ’šπŸ’šπŸ’šπŸ‡ΏπŸ‡¦πŸ‡ΏπŸ‡¦πŸ‡ΏπŸ‡¦ #BOKKE!
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    Marc Lottering
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    Feb 6, 2022
    Just watched Tinder Swindler. I see Simon was in Cape Town. I actually remember seeing him at the Waterfront. He looked at me with interest. But changed his mind when he saw me go into kfc. Shoo. I got lucky #StreetwiseSavedMe
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    Marc Lottering
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    Feb 20, 2019
    To my BESTIE who just won the 235 mill lotto: I know I never say this but you are amazing and I love you . I’m here for you. Whether you need someone to talk to, a shoulder to lean on, or just someone to hold your wallet when you go pee. I’m here ne x
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    Marc Lottering
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    Aug 5, 2021
    Covid finally came to visit! I ws feeling off 4 a few days&got tested yesterday. Result came back positive today. My thinking is the only reason I've not had a hectic time is because of the Pfizer jab. I'm isolating till I'm 100%. Please Stay Safe. Do what U need 2 doβ€οΈπŸ™πŸΌ
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    Marc Lottering
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    Jan 12, 2019
    Twenty-One years together. Nine Years legal. Happy Anniversary Anwar Mc Kay β€οΈπŸ™ #happyanniversary
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