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“serve-aphobic city” yet you failed to consider there is a girl with a birthday living here
lady brett ashley
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lady brett ashley
@margebertha
in your heart 🫶🏼
Joined August 2014
- mom’s going through a break up out loud on facebook
- please just hit on people in bars again. be respectful when it’s a no but just keep trying. dating apps are broken and evil I’m literally in tears reading “hey what’s up”
- this was the funniest meme I saw in 2014 and it still holds up
- blanket permission for yall to send this text word for word for when the situation arrivesIt’s my bday and my friend says this like yes you’re a little sexy but WHATT
- my student from last year wanted to know my office hours for this year and I’m dying at the subject line
- far left? far right? bitch im far ting
- “How do you make friends on Twitter” you just start replying to their tweets like you’ve known them 10 years it’s really not hard
- the olivia wilde/harry styles/miss flo drama was designed to distract us from this
- posting my favorite picture ive ever taken w Canadian fling from 2018 bc what’s he gonna do
