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Martin (Beanz) Warde
@martinbeanz
Comedian, writer, photographer, walker, Presenter. All links: linktr.ee/Martinbeanz Theatre: TheDeadHouse TV presenter #TheEndoftheworldwithBeanz
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    Martin (Beanz) Warde
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    Oct 14, 2025
    7pm tonight.👀
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    Oct 14, 2025
    In the wake of LA’s devastating January 2025 wildfires, @martinbeanz and his Angeleno co-host @samanthamumba1 visit some of the devastated neighbourhoods, meeting a local Irish record producer who lost everything. #TheEndOfTheWorld with Beanz | Tonight, 7pm on RTÉ One &
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    Martin (Beanz) Warde
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    May 1, 2022
    " A four-foot box, a foot for every year." - Midterm break, Seamus Heaney Possibly the most powerful words ever written in a poem. Many an Irish child left English class a little changed because of this poem.
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    Martin (Beanz) Warde
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    Jan 22, 2022
    The pension age has been raised that much in Ireland, you now have to be dead to collect it.
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    Martin (Beanz) Warde
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    Aug 6, 2020
    Just a man singing to his baby donkey. You're welcome, go smile. ❤
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    Martin (Beanz) Warde
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    Jun 1, 2021
    Let the media run with this Traveller story. It wont get the click bait from angry racists, but it's worth the write up.Well done to this young lad. Recently Travellers helped save a driver, who was trapped inside an overturned truck. Plenty of positive stories, if you look.
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    Martin (Beanz) Warde
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    Oct 22, 2022
    The Chinese communist party voted on which Irish county they like the least. Shocking results.
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    Martin (Beanz) Warde
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    Nov 9, 2022
    The moment when you realise what you've said.😂 @IrelandAMVMTV @VirginMedia_TV
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    Martin (Beanz) Warde
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    Feb 19, 2020
    I'm sorry, but this ain't our culture and I challenge every Traveller org in the country to call this crap out. Yes, sulkies are part of a tradition held by SOME, but ANIMAL WELFARE and road user SAFETY must supersede everything else. I don't care who it offends, this is wrong.
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    Martin (Beanz) Warde
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    May 17, 2025
    Please welcome to the world, the newest member of the clan, my niece, Sofia Sineád. A little doll. May her path ahead be full with hope, love, health, and happiness.
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    Martin (Beanz) Warde
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    Mar 22, 2021
    Ugh, for feck sake like. 36 years of age and my mother still shouting and roaring at me for drinking milk from the bottle and putting it back in the fridge. There's worse out there than my germs. All her shouting has now brought us to the attention of the Tesco security guard.
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    Martin (Beanz) Warde
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    Mar 21, 2022
    A young Traveller lad who was enrolled on a Diversity program at An Garda Siochána was told he failed Garda vetting and would not be offered a position. He's 18 with no criminal history. #cblive
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    Martin (Beanz) Warde
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    May 11, 2024
    This doll in the 2 euro shop looks like she'd bleedin burst ya.
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    Martin (Beanz) Warde
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    Aug 11, 2022
    There was a young Traveller lad today out with a plastic bag picking nuts from trees. He knew all the edible ones and the ones that didn't feel ripe. He knew all sorts about the different trees. He was about 15/16. That's a part of the culture that's all but forgotten and lost.
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    Martin (Beanz) Warde
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    Apr 29, 2022
    For the 1st time 2 Travellers were nominated for smedia awards.Both Travellers study at @UL and both picked up awards for group projects. @MartinMongan_ as editor and 1st Irish Traveller to a journalism BA, and I as a director and 1st Traveller to do an MA in journalism. Tome😊
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