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Martyn
@martynhett
PR Manager. Audrey Roberts Noise creator. Proud owner of a Deirdre Barlow tattoo. Won Come Dine With Me once. My life peaked when I met Mariah Carey 🇬🇧🇹🇷
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Joined March 2009
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    Martyn
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    Mar 19, 2017
    Spent my Sunday evening making an extended version of my Audrey Roberts Noise video because I'll forever be single. hby?
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    Martyn
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    Dec 30, 2015
    people on facebook are praying for a dog with a slice of ham on its face thinking it was injured in a house fire
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    Martyn
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    Dec 17, 2016
    Official campaign to find and knight the girl who used McDonald's wrappers for shoes last night
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    Martyn
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    Dec 24, 2016
    If your mam doesn't frantically gather the wrapping paper into a binbag whilst the presents are being opened is she even your mam?
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    Martyn
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    May 1, 2017
    Me thinking about everything I've eaten today
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    Martyn
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    May 22, 2017
    When you sneak out for a toilet break on the Macy Gray song and the entire arena had the same idea #DangerousWomanTour
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    Martyn
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    Feb 19, 2017
    Is there a single worse human being on the planet than Jessie J?
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    Martyn
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    May 22, 2017
    Name a more iconic duo
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    Martyn
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    Apr 16, 2017
    Official petition for all police and ambulance sirens to be replaced with this iconic Heidi Range vocal from 2004
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    Martyn
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    Jul 9, 2015
    Sign language man terrifies Liz McDonald (via Liam Stratton) vine.co/v/en3LQAOYDLK
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    Martyn
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    Oct 5, 2015
    This is going to give me nightmares for the rest of my life
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    Martyn
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    May 7, 2017
    Define iconic:
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    Martyn
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    Nov 26, 2016
    My mum has set up her own stall at a craft fair and has messaged me to say she hasn't sold anything yet and my heart is breaking
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    Martyn
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    Apr 21, 2017
    Me on Facebook vs me on Twitter
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