Molly Monster
1,276 posts
Molly Monster
@master_puke
Dance music ☝️- Master of pulling trig - Lover of Guaro - Vintage Culture superfan
Joined April 2020
- First night in Cabo in the books. Had 19 calls from my ex gf who I haven’t talked to in well over a year. What could that mean?
- My god the office is terrible today. “Omg how was your ski trip in Tahoe” Meanwhile I have 0 answers because I was actually a retard in Miami. Need to leave
- I brought this to a ski date where she picked me up at 7:30am
- Every girl that has “aspiring milf” in their tinder bio needs to aspire a lot fucking harder
- I just got Viva La Vida live in the rain. If u can pls go see Coldplay. Had watery eyes more than I’d like to admit
- Was trying to be a good son getting back to my house after Maynard’s which is 2 mins away and they closed at 12. Anyway I went to say night to my mother letting her know I’m still alive and I hugged her in bed and we accidentally kissed each other on the lips.Gonna be up awhile.
- Wow. Got 100% on a final paper I had chatgpt write. Electric
