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For the past month, every time I've walked past a gas station with my girlfriend, I've turned the price of gas into a spot for a fictional Ontario FM radio station
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ℳatt (matttomic.bsky.social)
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ℳatt (matttomic.bsky.social)
@matttomic
Uncool adult
Toronno
Joined March 2009
- food mascots and whether or not I'd be able to kick their ass
- Fun little trick in the Sunday New York Times crossword yesterday: the central theme clue was "The better of two sci-fi franchises", and regardless of whether you put Star Wars or Star Trek, the crossing clues worked
- I love that we've taken computers - a machine designed exclusively to do math - and taken away the ability to solve gradeschool math problems and all it cost us was the amazon rainforest
- every time I see an Angels highlight it's like "Mike Trout hit three homes runs and raised his average to .528 while Shohei Ohtani did something that hasn't been done since 'Tungsten Arm' O'Doyle of the 1921 Akron Groomsmen, as the Tigers defeated the Angels 8-3"
- It's a good thing we named most of the dinosaurs like a hundred years ago when all we were into was mythology and speaking Latin, if they just learned about dinosaurs now and had to name 100s there'd be a Heckin Chonkosaurus and a Northern Thicc Scaleyboy
- lol he's mouthing the words "Game Of Thones?" in this clip because when he spun around he was face-to-face with Jaime Lannister
00:09RJ Barrett with a statement And-1!! 💪 Let em know 9 - attend family thanksgivingAaron Rodgers Hail Mary… What can’t he do 😳
- 1918: Toronto wins its first Stanley Cup 1919: Stanley Cup cancelled 1992-93: Toronto wins its first World Series 1994: World Series cancelled 2019: Toronto wins its first NBA Championship 2020: NBA Championship potentially cancelled The fuck did Toronto do?
- I have the UTMOST respect for what Sebulba has done for the sport of podracing. But LISTEN. If you're going to tell me "Sebulba's the GOAT", then explain how come I turn on the Boonta Eve Classic and watch him GET WHOOPED by a NINE-YEAR-OLD BOY.
- I am generally anti-Idiot On The Field, but if you're an Oakland A's fan during the last game at the Colosseum? What're they gonna do, ban you from future Oakland A's games?? Have some beers and take a lap, man. Totally fine.
- 24 hours into Chicago and I think the most American experience I've had so far is not knowing if this billboard is positive or an attack ad
