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@maybewavyy
writer. lover. DC | half angel, half drunk
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Joined May 2021
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    @maybewavyy
    Jan 25, 2024
    spending so much money to become somali stewie griffin is really nasty work
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    Isabella Maria DeLuca
    @IsabellaMDeLuca
    Aug 4, 2023
    this girl has been on testosterone for two years and just had her breasts removed six weeks ago. does she seem happier then or now?
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    mercanto bandito 💜 flores
    @maybewavyy
    Jul 22, 2024
    before i even sit down
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    ChocoTribe 🇦🇷
    @Debbybruno3
    Jul 22, 2024
    Can you finish this in one sitting?
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    mercanto bandito 💜 flores
    @maybewavyy
    Feb 22, 2024
    “real man” “omg a man!” “secure man” “intentional man” so many different ways to call someone a fool
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    @maybewavyy
    Feb 2, 2024
    we could’ve had it all
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    Turbo
    @Retrogodammed
    Feb 2, 2024
    We are awake
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    @maybewavyy
    Feb 13, 2024
    your girl sends you this during work hours, your lip fit tear from too much smiling 😭
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    MonaLisa ⭐️
    @wild_muffins
    Feb 13, 2024
    actually..
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    @maybewavyy
    Jan 30, 2024
    give am anointing oil make e drink before e too late o
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    Instablog9ja
    @instablog9ja
    Jan 30, 2024
    I want to go back to Nigeria. I’m not happy here in Canada -- Toddler opens up x.com/freshgisthub/s…
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    mercanto bandito 💜 flores
    @maybewavyy
    Nov 15, 2024
    opay hasn’t thought to use “trust and opay” for an ad song yet?
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    mercanto bandito 💜 flores
    @maybewavyy
    Feb 1, 2024
    refreshments at the nazi party
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    MIN | Vanilla & Spice🍧
    @min_lifestylle
    Feb 1, 2024
    Life is what you cake of it🍰😋
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    @maybewavyy
    Feb 9, 2024
    as she stand so, if you just shout “see e big head”, she go comot the avatar state.
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    Emma MCB
    @jaybeethefourth
    Feb 8, 2024
    🐐
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    @maybewavyy
    Feb 3, 2024
    lover boys went extinct because lover girls went extinct 🧏🏾
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    Falilat
    @Falilatt_
    Feb 3, 2024
    Nigerian men fell off being lover boys.
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    mercanto bandito 💜 flores
    @maybewavyy
    Feb 5, 2024
    now to make a cast of this and search the kingdom looking for whoever’s butt matches this. sidonrella story 😂
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    rebb ford
    @rebbford
    Feb 5, 2024
    haunted to have missed whoever sat here before i arrived. just incredible power. a nameless god walks among us.
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    @maybewavyy
    Jan 14, 2024
    yeah but don’t lose friends over politics 😂
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    BAT2027
    @babaj1de
    Jan 14, 2024
    One party will ruin your late 20s, 30s and early 40s
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    mercanto bandito 💜 flores
    @maybewavyy
    Jan 28, 2024
    if you’re dating anybody that doesn’t know or understand when you’re unable to afford something, you’re not dating a human being.
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    Yay Toon Day
    @yay_tunes
    Jan 28, 2024
    He likes you but he’s waiting for valentine to pass . Money no too dey him hand to buy you gifts dear ..
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    mercanto bandito 💜 flores
    @maybewavyy
    Dec 31, 2023
    #HappyNewYear new like button animation 😮‍💨
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