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Samurai Apocalypse
@mdlozman
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Gauteng, Johannesburg
Joined April 2011
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    @mdlozman
    Jan 1, 2020
    I’ve just offloaded a hell of a lot contacts in my smartphone that became redundant serving as spectators of my life contributing fokol , people need to re-apply & present reasons for re-admission😊 Haay kabi old me was yesterday 2019
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    @mdlozman
    Jul 18, 2022
    Replying to @Presley_phoebie
    We have 11 official languages you skipped all of them and spoke THE TRUTH🤣🤣
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    @mdlozman
    Dec 5, 2021
    Replying to @shirleymvp_
    Does she miraculously stop being his mother when he turns 41?
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    @mdlozman
    Oct 11, 2022
    Replying to @Moreri32971380
    Well well I hear you man, I hear you very well🤧
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    @mdlozman
    Jul 19, 2022
    Replying to @pontsho_mp
    I’m old Skool so here goes🤷🏽‍♂️
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    @mdlozman
    Apr 8, 2019
    Replying to @alwayswhining and @itslindiwe_m
    Aren't we talking in past tense anyway, or is Whitney alive somewhere??
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    @mdlozman
    Jun 1, 2021
    Replying to @Real_Msimango
    Superbass by Nicki The Boys by Cassie & Nicki 🙆🏾‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️
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    @mdlozman
    Aug 6, 2022
    Replying to @babaMbatha_ and @CapitecBankSA
    They ain’t going nowhere, Capitec can just relax. Capitec is the ANC of banking mcwii nasi 🤞🏽 🤣
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    @mdlozman
    Aug 20, 2022
    Shout out to this woman @boohley For coining the phrase: BAYEDE DAWG big up my sister!✊🏽
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    @mdlozman
    Sep 23, 2020
    Replying to @mdlozman and @MasegoPhiri13
    I mean the fact that you can get killed by your own teeth is telling of the fact that “singabahambayo thina kulomhlaba siye khaya, eZulwini”🎙🎤🎼 😅😅😅
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    @mdlozman
    Nov 11, 2022
    Replying to @ChromeDaCesar
    You’ll think it’s just a black shirt kanti it’s the one keeping him out in Jail, if he ever wore a pink one he’s gone!🤧😅😅
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    @mdlozman
    Nov 4, 2022
    Replying to @Kinetio_xyz @Nelza2 and 2 others
    C’mon take it
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    @mdlozman
    Aug 4, 2020
    Replying to @Bathandwa95
    “kuthiwa abantu abay-2 ne-Shangane died in a freak accident” Same same 🤣🤣
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    @mdlozman
    Feb 15, 2021
    Replying to @dbuwa and @AdvoBarryRoux
    You shouldn’t have played them, and allowed the whole thing to unfold and use the material so you can press your own charges...now she’ll do this to her next victim🙆🏾‍♂️😭

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