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Dr. Meatball
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Dr. Meatball
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I have a vision for this world
Shit used to be so fucking serious. They cut off the hands & gouged out the eyes of the builders who made the taj mahal so no one could remake it- I hope everyone is okay something happened to basketball 🩷 I think
- Having autism in the 1800s would be so ass. You had to do shit like organize lamp oil instead of watch sonic videos on YouTube
- I quit being a playboy bunny bc they sent us an email threatening us that if we publicly support Palestine we will be fired 👍 fuck playboy
- I accidentally searched for gender neutral garlic bread
- “You look like a porn star” “you look like a prostitute” okay well that’s great. No one really wants to hear “you look like an engineer”
- I love wearing flare leg yoga pants I feel like a beautiful horse
- I was walking down the street and this kid was like do u wanna see my house. And I was like yeah sure. And then they took me inside & had an entire replica of the USS enterprise
- If I had a penis I would use it for good and not evil
- Men loving showing you a YouTube video. It feels so good for them
- I love grabbing a man’s waist. Hi babygirl
- No I don’t want to joke around with you. I don’t know who you are
- Ever since I was a little girl I knew I wanted to be like her
