lowkey terrifying when someone attractive is actually into you omg
eisha 🍒
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- old people are always like “you guys want everything to be easy” yeeesss queen exactly!!!
- “i asked chatgpt-” NEXT TIME DON’T. ask ME, choose ME, i can misinform you. i do it with love and affection
- i love when someone says “that’s so you” it’s nice knowing i have a little vibe of my own
- when your stomach is really mad at you and you’re not sure which one of your 13 unhealthy lifestyle choices is causing it
- my first instinct when i see an animal is to say “hello”. my first instinct when i see a person is to avoid eye contact and hope it goes away
- it bothers me so much that there are so many songs i don’t know about that i might like so much
- do job interviewers know we’re all going to die one day
- it’s crazy how your chest and stomach actually ache when something really hurts your feelings
- when your bra and panties match and you stand in front of the mirror like damn baby girl who tf is yooouuu
- washing your face is actually multi tasking because you are also washing your hands and forearms and shirt and countertop and feet and floor and hair
- i once saw an old man buy flowers and when the cashier asked “anniversary?” he said “no, she just had a bad day yesterday.” that’s the kind of love i pray for
- i want a man to love me so bad his entire family think i did witchcraft on him
- by 25 you should have: 1. maximum of 3 friends 2. PTSD from at least 1 toxic relationship 3. no money in savings
