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merton ♨️
@mertonesque
twitter's #1 Laura Nyro stan (see for example @lauranyrics)
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    merton ♨️
    @mertonesque
    Dec 6, 2024
    something i like is when languages have "generic person" names. so English has John Smith and im given to understand Japanese has Taro Tanaka--anyone know any others?
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    merton ♨️
    @mertonesque
    Jan 13, 2025
    bro last night was a movie but you were depicted as a CGI monkey for some reason
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    merton ♨️
    @mertonesque
    Oct 5, 2025
    my high school english teacher was in fact a member of a lesbian alt-country group called Menage A Twang
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    Maggie Mae Fish 🌈
    @MaggieMaeFish
    Oct 4, 2025
    Your English teacher put out an album 😬
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    merton ♨️
    @mertonesque
    Nov 23, 2024
    put Cars (2006) on for my daughter during the flight. this is a cliche but i mean it sincerely: it is a fascist movie
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    merton ♨️
    @mertonesque
    Apr 30, 2025
    reminded of ELIZA, the first chatbot from back in 1966, which responded to every input with some variation on "that's interesting! Tell me more!", and which many users considered leaving their wives for
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    Henry Shevlin
    @dioscuri
    Apr 28, 2025
    average 4o experience rn
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    merton ♨️
    @mertonesque
    Jul 27, 2025
    a conspiracy theory that I sincerely believe is that there is a concerted effort by some shadowy group of powerful people to kill Wikipedia. I've thought this ever since I noticed how it was being deprioritized in Google search results, back when Google search still had results
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    NewsWire
    @NewsWire_US
    Jul 26, 2025
    UK VPN demand surges 1,400% as age verification law takes effect; Wikipedia faces ban, X users report blocked content
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    merton ♨️
    @mertonesque
    Nov 13, 2025
    "unc" used in the same manner as a Japanese honorific like "sensei"
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    merton ♨️
    @mertonesque
    May 18, 2024
    listen up liberals, there are only three genders: man, woman, and USA! USA! USA! 🇺🇸🦅🗽
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    merton ♨️
    @mertonesque
    Oct 21, 2024
    "the person who took over the role of The Brain on Arthur after Steven Crowder left was Haus Of Decline" is something that is maybe common knowledge but i didnt know it until today and im fucking floored
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    merton ♨️
    @mertonesque
    Jun 27, 2025
    JAZZ ALBUM TITLES 50s: Smokin' Sounds 60s: It's Happening!!!!! 70s: A Sensuous Woman Receives Divine Light 80s: Adventures Beyond the Crystal 90s: U Iz What U R 2 B 00s: I Still Haven't Found America 10s: History Will Eat You Alive 20s: Meaning(s)
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    merton ♨️
    @mertonesque
    Nov 23, 2024
    Replying to @therapykiss777
    uneasy mixture of nostalgic twee traditionalism and machine-worship (a world with just cars and no humans is something the italian futurists absolutely would have loved!) (why do trucks and highways exist when there's no actual need to transport anything?)
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    merton ♨️
    @mertonesque
    Apr 15, 2024
    protestants think that pleasure is bad while catholics think that suffering is good. subtle distinction
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    merton ♨️
    @mertonesque
    Oct 4, 2025
    major cultural shift that has happened is that this used to be a hack conservative joke but now conservatives all drink 32oz cups of coffee colored corn syrup with every meal
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    Jason Pargin, author of John Dies at the End, etc
    @JasonKPargin
    Oct 4, 2025
    I seriously don’t think anything like this has ever happened even once anywhere in the world
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    merton ♨️
    @mertonesque
    Jul 30, 2025
    it would be really funny if it came out that Fidel Castro is ALSO Katy Perry's dad and it's a Luke-and-Leia situation
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    Page Six
    New York Post
    @PageSix
    Jul 29, 2025
    Katy Perry spotted on dinner date with former Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau trib.al/Hth4a5g
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