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mike
@mikeofficial
lowkey depressed kid with decent style
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    mike
    @mikeofficial
    Mar 10, 2025
    The fact that RSVP stands for répondez s’il vous plaît… like that’s actually so true. Please respond
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    mike
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    Aug 19, 2022
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    mike
    @mikeofficial
    May 31, 2025
    Like they were just doing whatever up there
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    May 31, 2025
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    mike
    @mikeofficial
    Apr 16, 2025
    Mom just called me to tell me I should consider “working for NBC” because I’m “creative” and could “produce a show.” I said thanks that’s a good idea and I’ll look into it!
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    mike
    @mikeofficial
    Nov 7, 2025
    She’s kind of looking Mexican af again but not the nurse in Dallas, TX kind of Mexican… This is the evil rich Mexico City kind of Mexican
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    mike
    @mikeofficial
    May 16, 2024
    When someone is like ugh sorry my hair is greasy it’s like seriously thanks for apologizing. We were all thinking about it and it’s actually making me sick
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    mike
    @mikeofficial
    Oct 5, 2024
    Having too much wine and replying “gorg!!!” to my former coworkers story of flowers in a vase. It doesn’t get much better than this
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    mike
    @mikeofficial
    May 10, 2024
    Did so well in a job interview today that it actually made me fear I’m a sociopath. I was reading all of her signals and vibes and mirroring them to her and then building on them and pathologizing them too. We laughed we cried we had many epiphanies. I probably won’t get the job
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    mike
    @mikeofficial
    Jan 13, 2025
    Every time I make a purchase that’s over $200 I’m like that’s fine because I don’t usually buy drugs. Like $400 jeans = ok because imagine that’s coke I never bought
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    mike
    @mikeofficial
    Feb 13, 2025
    There is genuinely nothing like libtarding out with your coworker over the news… it’s so indulgent and sinful
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    mike
    @mikeofficial
    Jan 2, 2025
    At around 1am on new years I was possessed by a demon that texted some variation of “happy new years love you diva” to maybe over 100 people
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    mike
    @mikeofficial
    May 28, 2025
    My best friend’s ex boyfriend writing a personal essay about their breakup and calling hanging out with her friends like watching “the worst episode of GIRLS.” Like hold on why am I in it???
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    mike
    @mikeofficial
    Aug 23, 2024
    when I tell people I’m 26
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    mike
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    Oct 5, 2024
    I remember when Lady Gaga debuted I hated her so much because I thought she was stealing Gwen Stefani’s nachos. I was 9
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    @PopCulture2000s
    Oct 4, 2024
    20 years ago today, gwen stefani released ‘what you waiting for?’
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    Youthful remembrances
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    Youthful remembrances
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