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Michael Rainey
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    Michael Rainey
    @mikerainey82
    Mar 20
    Thank you to everybody who joined us for the first Goals & Accountability meetup at Patreon.com/GetInSomeHead this week. Even more popping off next week. Join us.
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    Michael Rainey
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    Mar 5, 2025
    Ozempic is decimating the PAWG community. Feels like I’m watching rhinos get their horns snatched day after day.
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    Michael Rainey
    @mikerainey82
    Apr 29, 2024
    Drew Barrymore interviews everybody like they have coke and she doesn’t have any money.
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    Michael Rainey
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    Oct 6, 2024
    Sports have had an unhealthy effect on my life for a long time, but I feel assured that it’s never gotten so bad that I’ve watched a game doggystyle.
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    SportsCenter
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    Oct 6, 2024
    Michael Irvin is going through it 😂
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    Michael Rainey
    @mikerainey82
    Mar 30, 2024
    The possibility of being woken up out of a drunken stupor by a beautiful black woman calling me “Big Daddy” is yet another reason why I need to start drinking again.
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    Las Vegas Locally 🌴
    @LasVegasLocally
    Mar 30, 2024
    If you stay at the Excalibur there's a decent chance you'll find a random man passed out in your bed. It's part of the Excalibur experience.
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    Valerie 🤭🫶🏾
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    Valerie 🤭🫶🏾
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    Michael Rainey
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    Aug 28, 2022
    Aaron Rodgers looks like a motivational coke dealer.
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    Michael Rainey
    @mikerainey82
    Dec 26, 2023
    The camera guy is definitely jingling keys.
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    Paulo Costa
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    Dec 26, 2023
    It's easier to believe in the moon landing than to believe he climbed that step alone
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    Michael Rainey
    @mikerainey82
    Aug 10, 2021
    Wildwood, NJ boardwalk t-shirt shops awakened from their unholy slumber with these six words:
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    Michael Rainey
    @mikerainey82
    Aug 10, 2025
    Free Sandusky. But just for this one.
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    FOX Sports: MLB
    FOX Sports
    @MLBONFOX
    Aug 10, 2025
    The 13-year-old aspiring umpire, Bradley, is doing a great job out there tonight at Cubs-Cardinals! 👏
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    Michael Rainey
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    Dec 22, 2023
    Damn. Allahpalooza looks sick this year.
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    Michael Rainey
    @mikerainey82
    Mar 4, 2025
    The John Cena heel turn is a government psyop designed to radicalize the special needs community.
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    Michael Rainey
    @mikerainey82
    Jun 20, 2024
    God I miss OJ.
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    MLFootball
    @MLFootball
    Jun 20, 2024
    TRENDING: #Rams Matthew Stafford’s wife, Kelly says she slept with his backup quarterback at Georgia to make Matthew jealous 😳
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    Ken Glizzy Jr.
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    Ken Glizzy Jr.
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    Michael Rainey
    @mikerainey82
    May 4, 2022
    Mf got Segura’d
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    NUFF
    @nuffsaidny
    May 4, 2022
    Someone attacked Dave Chappelle at his show and his security team left that man looking like Mojo JoJo.
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    BAWP
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    Michael Rainey
    @mikerainey82
    May 20, 2023
    Me after 4 Heineken Zeros…
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