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Mike Recine
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Mike Recine
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- I can’t believe I have to hide in a bomb shelter after I killed 20,000 children this is so bad for my anxiety.
- Everything is just kind of getting worse and worse isn’t it
- Me: Mom they just cut funding for PBS. My mom: That’s not what they’re doing. Also Elmo is Muslim.
- You know back in my day you could be bad at standup and you wouldn’t have ten million people telling you to kill yourself.This Post is from a suspended account. Learn more
- Not to sound like a right winger but it’s really annoying how poor people play their music on speaker phone on the train and if you say anything they’ll stab you to death.
- Yeah the good guys riot when they’re not allowed to rape prisoners.Imagine believing these are the good guys
- I don’t recall Hamas saying we raped them.
Hamas — “we raped them.” Jewish women — “they raped us.” Palestinian activists — “no they didn’t. - Sorry if I’m a little on edge I’ve just seen a dead baby on my phone every day for the past year.
- I went to my mom’s house yesterday and found this journal entry I wrote when I was 8.
This Post is from an account that no longer exists. Learn more- I got so close to having sex with my wife today. I'll keep you guys posted. Death to Israel.
