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miles
@milesdotgov
host of canada's 37th most popular local morning news show
Cañada, España
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    miles
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    Feb 18, 2024
    All this debate about starship troopers, and still, no one is discussing the real flaw with the film…
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    miles
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    Oct 16, 2020
    Watching starship troopers and just noticed a huge blunder: at 30:54 when Shujumi interrupts Rico's video message to Carmen by baring his ass and spanking himself raw, his ass is still red from prior takes, despite not yet having been spanked within the continuity of the film
    Fig. 1 Shujumi's ass
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    miles
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    Oct 16, 2020
    Watching starship troopers and just noticed a huge blunder: at 30:54 when Shujumi interrupts Rico's video message to Carmen by baring his ass and spanking himself raw, his ass is still red from prior takes, despite not yet having been spanked within the continuity of the film
    Fig. 1 Shujumi's ass
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    miles
    @milesdotgov
    Nov 6, 2021
    (Politely Knocking on my roommate who just tried to kill himself’s bedroom door) hey man, do you think this tweet is funny? “ what if paddington bear was iced out and drippin” is that good? Do you think it will get likes?
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    miles
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    Feb 18, 2024
    Replying to @milesdotgov
    “I cannot empathize with the bugs,” “the humans are definitively the aggressors,” who fucking gives a shit. Do you even care about what’s really important??
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    miles
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    Apr 9, 2021
    LET'S GOO!! CMON WE CAN DOT HIS
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    miles
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    Jun 21, 2023
    Dog owner: he’s excited because he heard us say “walk” haha! He wants to eat at the table with us because he thinks he’s a person! Cat owner: he is moody because he has loved and lost too bitterly, too painfully, to ever experience joy for the remainder of his lifetime.
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    miles
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    Dec 15, 2021
    Fellas is it gay to… (losing train of thought), guys am I gay?
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    miles
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    Jun 16, 2022
    “Jazz is really about the notes you don’t play” and I get up from the piano without touching it once. A woman in a black beret nods in 7/4 time
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    miles
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    Dec 6, 2022
    (Walking into divorce proceedings dressed exactly like Blade) please don’t leave me, we can still talk about this
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    miles
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    Jun 23, 2021
    (Steve Harvey on family feud) OK, alright now, “I need pussy from a girl with-“ and top answer on the board: need pussy from a girl with rickets! (Steve licks his lips hungrily)
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    miles
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    Jan 11, 2022
    Ok so girls are allowed to imagine the lady from queens gambit going to the euphoria high school and that’s “cool” but if I think about sonic the hedgehog racing Thomas the tank engine I’m “gay”
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    miles
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    Feb 19, 2024
    Replying to @D0rbo
    Answer me this then, professor, how come he’s only red on the one cheek?
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    miles
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    Feb 19, 2024
    Selective breeding eugenics program to make all males blonde haired, blue eyed, and thicker than ice spice
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    miles
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    Feb 19, 2024
    Replying to @PumaFetish
    No. But I’ve been thinking about this boy’s fucked up love cushion for three straight years. Glad to see some there are some other diligent viewers out there 🫡
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